WWU: As you may have heard, someone sneezed in the library. In this essay we will lay out everything we know and the next 427 steps to deal with this
Also WWU: we found a body on campus xoxo gossip girl
It’s not about Meatloaf.
It’s not about me.
It’s not about what some people call me.
It’s not about left or right.
It’s all about scientific facts.
And that we’re not aware of the situation.
Unless we start to focus everything on this, our targets will soon be out of reach.
Top 10 girl orders:
1. Vodka Cran
2. “Something good”
3. Vodka sprite
4. Vodka soda with a splash of cran
5. Vodka water with 17 limes
6. “What do you like”
7. “Something strong but sweet”
8. Vodka sour
9. Tequila sunrise
10. “A water for my friend”
Nate Steffens will forever be the true definition of what it means to be a Cardinal. Thank you Nate for showing us what a true fighter and inspiration really looks like. Who you were and what you stood for will never be forgotten.