chi•d

for i am sheep (furry)

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

waiting for feedback from my interview while the other applicant is literally next to me

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

i actually dont want miranda cosgrove to be a regular in abbott elementary

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

damn accutane really gave me chronic dry eyes

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

i was 5 minutes late to my interview

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

to me drywall is a concept, bcuz if i put my fist thru a wall in my home, id end up breaking my hand i tell you that

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

god help me im spiraling again and i have an interview tomorrow

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

wth is a pussy mop

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

line for line ik this shii

[🧟‍♂️ @SKULLBON3S]

This altered my brain chemistry in 2019

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

apparently NO ONE

[ezzy @catwomanezzy]

Who is gonna love the avoidant angry daughter

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

listening to childish gambino again

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

i remember the lube was so cold that when they shoved it up my ass it felt like a popsicle

[乂Balkankızı乂 @frhntpzlu]

Şu aletin verdiği gerginliği hiç birşey vermemiştir 🥹

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

leave my girl tiffany alone!

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

yall never had a rose toy die on u mid sesh and it shows

[PalavasLesFlots 🟠 @PalavasTheFlow]

Mais... Ça n'est pas fait pour les trucs urgent cet automat ? Quoique...

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

my fault

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

all me me me

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

omg im gonna eat him

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

ok woah why did i say allat

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

guess we not talking then

[chi•d @ferrrmented]

i be petty for no rzn

[Y a n i r a 🍌 @yaaniira_]

Los dibujos no son del todo útiles, así que les dejo imágenes reales de las señales del cáncer de mama 🩷