a full-time yiso clown

@namhyeoksimp on hold until further notice… (that is the AOUAD2)

[a full-time yiso clown @ferrussellsimp]

A thread of threadsssssseu 🥰🫣

[erick @ultratoerick]

"se eu tivesse os poderes da wanda eu iria aceitar a realidade do jeito que ela é"

eu na primeira frustração:

[Spiritual Witch @Spiritualwitch2]

FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT IGNORE THE WHITE CAT: 33 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK

[꧁Lou꧂ @JeuneDonoLus]

T'es payé au SMIC tu peux crever au taf personne en a qqch à foutre. Tu te blesses tu te retrouves sur les réseaux et des connards de japonais vont faire des analyses fascisto-kawai de ta gestion de la douleur

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

My dumbass thought the water was already on

[Jaxx @Silva_Jaxx]

LOGAN TAKING THE MUTANT SERUM WAS THE MOST TRAGIC HEROIC SACRIFICE IN MARVEL HISTORY.

​In Logan, Wolverine was dying of adamantium poisoning, his healing factor completely gone. But the second Laura and the mutant kids were hunted down in the forest, he injected a deadly overdose of green serum just to give himself one last temporary burst of prime power. He knew it would destroy his body and kill him faster, but he did it anyway to save the next generation.

​Is this the most emotional final battle in superhero movie history?

[Fennec_Radar @RadarFennec]

Turns the tap off after use.

Already more civilized than half the world.

[Lex @Lexnium]

“Mañana me levantaré temprano para ser más productivo”
Yo:

[mel, saw harry styles 3 times ✨🪩 @xcowboylikemel]

ferran torres

[vira-lata caramelo @apolinhogamer]

realmente se deus não existem qm foi q me livrou de nascer nos eua

[depreesso @depresso_r6]

O detalhe que eu mais gosto é que os vingadores não vêem ele desde era de Ultron, ele sumiu por anos e momento que a merda estava no ápice ele aparece do nada e salva geral

[⛧ @oglocc__]

Now I already know which one to use when I go to drink lava.

[Sneakypeekyboo @sneakypeekyboo]

This guy is so unserious 😭🤣

[Ashe ˚⋆ ꕤ @GerrardSimoly]

The way her smile drop when she heard johnny D*pp name like inde navarrette could NEVER.

[José Carlos 14 @nekoakashiro14]

Antes de que existiera la IA así se hacía,

[Ms_dladla @dladla_ms]

When you tell a man that a child cannot consent to sex.

[𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒉 the witchy ⋆.˚ ☾⭒.˚ @interdesgraca]

meu namorado quando descobriu minha aracnofobia passou a tomar conta dos cantos da casa e sempre que aparece num filme ele cobre meu rosto. a diferença entre eu e ela é que meu namorado não me odeia.