Common White Girl

4 all u fat bitchs who wanna lose weight try dis diet plan...its called cocaine..lines 4 dinner....crack 4 snack..mmm sound delicios dnt it

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

@ollaasa U groomed her so bad she age regressed

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

Meal prepping rn (vape, redbull, Philly cheesesteak flavored chips)

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

@altarlover19 This shit tastes like cheesecake

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

@kafsinmimihiati i love her but no appointments available

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

Why would she say this

[ً @cryst6ls]

one time i was so high my bra unclasped and i thought i got shot

[mia🫧 @mia11112233]

going no contact with my coworker who i share an office with

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

Hate when people rush me unless dinosaurs are roaming amongst us I'll continue moving at the speed of walk

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

I lied. Spent 128 Earth minutes in the salon for dark chrome nails and I feel like an asexual dominatrix

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

Almost became a statistic trying to open a soda can I'm never getting my nails done again

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

Getting recommended tweets from somebody who has me blocked feels like watching an ad for prostate enlargement pills... like what do I do with that

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

I could never live in a high-rise.

[verdant gel 🍃🌱🌲🌿 @verdant_gel]

hood parking rules and regulations

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

Been getting into tap dancing recently and this shit hard ASF I'm straight up denying the beat's existence

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

In my house leaver phase I forgot what my ceiling fan look like

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

@kafsinmimihiati I'll get a license just to do it

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

@kafsinmimihiati See U in court

[Common White Girl @fertilebigfoot]

@kafsinmimihiati U need to star on My Strange Addiction: Female Hitler