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if i wasnt such a stone cold predator, my character would be kinda funny

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nahh cheezit done lost they mind they done put a Milkshake on the box

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girls really rub their toilet pussy all over their pillow and then lay on it face down for 12 hours yet its "disgusting" that i havent changed my sheets in 4 years...

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cat learned how to fling the water from his bowl to my head Thought I was getting rained on..

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When uncle lynx comes to visit

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last time i went to the dentist at age 7 they put those little wedges on my molars and i kept gagging because them and the guy called me a little bitch and to stop crying and then the anesthetic didnt work until after they already drilled into my teeth

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@hisstericall if you are Sexy you can practice on me

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i could suck a pussy inside out

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when i was 6 or 7 some girl my age at the ymca pool said i was cute and asked for my home phone number. i didnt know it but i tried to swim closer to see if she was ugly or not as this was before i got my glasses and she put her hands in my trunks and tried to kiss me

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@faggotloser99 @smalltiddyemogf its like a glove with a bunch of spit in it

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Looking up the skirt of a girl on a ladder only for her to fall on me and I wake up with a broken neck and the nurse using a q-tip to clean the shit out of my nose

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The most shameful look of disgust I have ever seen was when this Mormon missionary girl saw me in my friends car outside the CVS juggling 3 vapes, 3 brands of cigarettes, 3 bottles of the cheapest liquor, a box of whippits, and a cracker and I told her she was Beautiful

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just grew my belly out 5 whole inches. Not circumference. I mean radius. I mean diameter.

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@MonoPsina @hay_nyash pidor

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realistic hood testing on roblox is an Incredible game. I crashed all of the cars together in the middle of the map and made a little car fort and i got 100 kills before anyone killed me

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@SperglerAcolyte she needs either 100 magacocks or 1 magacock 100 times

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i practiced my slurs on hey you, pikachu! at a young age

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my bwc spitting at me. sorry bub I ain't jacking you off keep throbbing if you like won't change a thing

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huge allostatic load from all my hyperarousal Got me feeling holes in my brain

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my friends used to force me to smoke weed in highschool and I tried it once without them and used a soda pop can and I thought the headache the toxic fumes gave me was the high