Charlotte: the way Isabella barked? so degrading!
Samantha: I don’t know, pup play is all the rage for the gays, why not let a girl play fetch?
Miranda: Calm down, Fido. Heel, stay!
Carrie: Big’s moving to Wuthering Heights
me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this
dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw
me: Omg this is fucking crazy