Yuri Jerkofv

[Yuri Jerkofv @fertyG_m]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink
-wise man

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

Train jiu-jitsu.

[Yuri Jerkofv @fertyG_m]

@IfindRetards Or
Retard Street

[Yuri Jerkofv @fertyG_m]

@GovPressOffice How long until the railroad is done

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

IT BEGINS…

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveils plan to "transfer ownership" from landlords to "the community"

[Earth 616 @MarvelExrth616]

Daredevil is the only MCU hero whose entire existence is a contradiction. And that is exactly why he is the best one

Matt Murdock is a lawyer who breaks the law every single night.

And nobody in the MCU has ever properly called him out on it.

He argues for people's right to a fair trial by day. Then beats confessions out of people in dark alleyways at night.

He defends the justice system as the only legitimate way to hold people accountable. Then bypasses it completely when he decides someone deserves punishment.

He goes to confession every Sunday. Walks out. Does it all again on Monday.

Then He became a lawyer because he believes the law can fix what is broken. He became Daredevil because he knows it cannot.

[Chisa @chisa_day]

One of the most popular character in anime is a racist, saiyan supremacist, galactic genocider and he NEVER apologize for it.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

Just a reminder to all that "World War II with Tom Hanks" premiers at 8pm May 25th on @HISTORY with a 3-episode drop followed by 17 more episodes on a once a week release schedule.

I am one of a great many contributors. I hope you'll check it out!
#WorldWarIITomHanks
@NutopiaTV

[Muskonomy @muskonomy]

NEWS: SpaceX plans to demonstrate catching the Starship upper stage using its mechazilla "chopstick" arms, per its S-1 filing.

The booster has already been caught. The Ship is next.
Combined with in-orbit propellant transfer, these are the two key milestones SpaceX calls the unlocks for a fully and rapidly reusable rocket.

[fast fix @halfexposure]

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Starship may end up being the last truly gigantic engineering marvel built entirely by human hands and 20-watt biological meat computers before AI fundamentally transforms how civilization designs and builds everything

[Robot Head 🤖 @iamrobothead]

The Mandalorian and Grogu isn't bad like The Rise Of Skywalker bad. It's a whole new bad. It's a non-film. It's special event TV, like The Holiday Special. Or Brady Bunch goes to Hawaii. It's bizarre

[Yuri Jerkofv @fertyG_m]

@Justin_Vogt It’s LIRR or train
Never heard anything else

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

“He had a rough day. Make him listen to, in excruciating detail, all about your stupid work drama”

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Hot take:
You don’t hate working.
You hate:
• Commuting
• Meetings that could’ve been emails
• Being underpaid
• Office politics
• Zero time for yourself

[The Dave @The_Dave_lives]

@Degen__inc Everything Jake Paul touches turns to shit.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Why Boomers hate remote work:
1. They hate their wives
2. Work is their identity
3. They hate their families
4. They love to gossip
5. Control

[Kırmızı Köşe @KirmiziKoseMMA]

Sean Strickland: ‘Mutlu değilim’ diyen erkekler..

Sen bir erkeksin.. Senin mutlu olman gerekmiyor.

Mutlu olmak kadınlara ve çocuklara mahsustur.. Sen zorluklara katlanmak zorundasın.

"Mutlu değilim" demek yerine,

"Önemsediğim insanları mutlu etmek için ne yapabilirim?" de.

İşte erkek olmak budur.’’ (2024)

[Yuri Jerkofv @fertyG_m]

@DemzDeliver It’s a state bail out you dumb mother fuckers

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani getting a multi-billion dollar bailout from the state and then claiming he cut the deficit to $0 is one of the most mind-blowing examples of socialist math ever.