Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲

Your low self-esteem is just good common sense.
Browns fan. I have a foul mouth, don't like it? Fuck Off. #ChronicPain

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

@mmpadellan I can't fucking wait to have a president that can work umbrellas, leave a bathroom without toilet paper stuck to his shoe, be respected enough that secret service actually tells him if he's got to on his shoe, can walk a ramp and drink water one handed

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Now Mitch McConnell will spend the rest of his life being what he hates the most... a minority

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

@moving_target01 Lmao 🤣

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

Good Morning Twitter

Always remember ...

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole country gives a gun more rights than a woman

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

@moving_target01 Man do miss my Rocky Horror days!

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly😭😂

[Philip Bump @pbump]

Currently 53,000 people watching a livestream of a battle at a nuclear power plant.

Remember when we were like "how could 2022 be more 2020 than 2021"?

[kidversations @kidversations_]

Covid: You can go places now
Gas prices: The fuck you can

[Axios @axios]

Russia's central bank said the Moscow Exchange would not open for stock trading on Monday. https://t.co/DuIRxaN2wq

[🫒🍒 JANICE💙❤🌿🦋💋 #STRONGER TOGETHER IN 2026 @loveshine204]

New documents reveal abolitionist's court case to free her child from slavery

https://t.co/1PtAet8AXS

[🫒🍒 JANICE💙❤🌿🦋💋 #STRONGER TOGETHER IN 2026 @loveshine204]

I'm going to be sick all day! Gross! 😖

[John Cranley @JohnCranley]

There shouldn't be a single innocent person behind bars. Period.

I co-founded the Ohio Innocence Project because I knew we had work to do. Since then we've freed dozens of wrongfully incarcerated Ohioans. As governor, I won't stop until we fix our criminal justice system.

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

i am running for governor of georgia

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Mask restrictions are easing just in time for us to see each other’s expressions when World War III starts.

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

@moving_target01 @mikewtfwells Let's do this!

[Eric @EricG1247]

2021 US child deaths

Guns: 1,552
Masks: 0
CRT: 0

[Princess Damnit 🌊❄🇺🇲 @Fes_Toy]

@melsap66 I take Ropinirole for my RLS

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

For the last month I've been clicking on every headline with the word "inflation" in it and scrolling through to see how many mention record corporate profits.

Just about none of them do.

Seems like a piece of information that would be relevant, but what do I know

[🏴‍☠️ Bob Lawrence 🟦Obama #1🟧 @TrumpluvsObama]

Next time you think about ordering a pizza, you might want to remember what this guy did!👏👍👇

[Dana Nessel @dananessel]

All 3 Republicans running for Michigan Attorney General just stated that they oppose the ruling in Griswold v Connecticut which outlawed prosecuting married couples for using contraception.

You read that right.

Terrifying.

[Jason Hazeley @JasonHazeley]

That is one hell of a decision.