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kidversations
@kidversations_
Conversations with Kids
Joined January 2020
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kidversations
@kidversations_
about 4 years ago
Another mom asked me what time I wake my kids up in the morning and I’ve never been more confused.
kidversations
@kidversations_
over 1 year ago
@Kronykal
Mark this under reasons men should not be in charge of women’s bodies.
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MommyingHard
@MommyingHard
over 1 year ago
Parenthood is paying $100+ for a babysitter just to spend "date night" sitting in the car because now you're too broke to actually go anywhere.
kidversations
@kidversations_
over 1 year ago
@VerifiedDrunk
You can’t not sing this tweet
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I Hide From My Kids
@IHideFromMyKids
*humor account* | writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
MommyingHard
@MommyingHard
Working mom in her 30s trying to hold it together. 2 kids, 3 if counting husband, 2 dogs. Sharing your daily dose of mom-edy moments.
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/Fwl0uhBPZD
kidversations
@kidversations_
over 1 year ago
Ouch, burn.
kidversations
@kidversations_
over 1 year ago
Me: I’ll let you know when dinner is ready 5: We’ll hear the alarm Me: I didn’t set an alarm 5: No, the fire alarm
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Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
over 1 year ago
The apple that never gets eaten in my kid’s lunch box is one of my longest relationships
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Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
over 1 year ago
I like to give my kids instructions they can easily follow, like: please share with each other and don’t forget to fight about who gets it first
kidversations_
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sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
over 1 year ago
Marriage is amazing. You basically get a built-in bestie to blame everything on.
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Mommeh Dearest
@mommeh_dearest
over 1 year ago
Me: *Making myself lunch* My 3yo: Mmm that looks good. Let’s go sit down and eat it.
kidversations_
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sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
over 1 year ago
One minute you’re young and carefree, and the next you’re the office translator for 80s movie references no one else gets.
kidversations_
retweeted
🌜🤷♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷♂️🌛
@raoulvilla
over 1 year ago
I watched the movie, Trolls, with my kids and was really surprised that I didn't see a lot of these Twitter accounts
kidversations_
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@sherisayssit
@sherisayssit
over 1 year ago
My friend in dance class asked me if I was ever a cheerleader and I laughed so hard I choked on my water.
kidversations_
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Michael Vogel
@MichaelVogel1
over 1 year ago
Some days I feel like I'm a well adjusted adult, other days I get mad that a movie left Netflix, even when I own the movie's DVD.
kidversations_
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redyellowgreendance 💃🏻
@RYGdance
over 1 year ago
I’ve been on earth almost 48 years, and I’ve never seen my mom’s bare fingernails without polish
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Late to the party Laura
@ericamorecambe
over 1 year ago
Had my hair cut into a bob and coloured red yesterday. Went to bed looking like Mary Quant and got up looking like Ziggy Stardust.
kidversations_
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Dadman Standing
@dadmann_walking
over 1 year ago
in true dad fashion I'm going to spend part of my Saturday morning cleaning the garage and smoking a cigar.
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meghan
@deloisivete
over 1 year ago
My 8yo is trying to sell the halloween candy he can't eat to his brother for $2 a piece, so who do I call to report price gouging
kidversations_
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Late to the party Laura
@ericamorecambe
over 1 year ago
I just gave my husband listening instructions. “When there’s noise coming out of my mouth, that’s me speaking.”
kidversations_
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Dadman Standing
@dadmann_walking
over 1 year ago
you have the face of someone who likes almond joys and has 12 cats.
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Mommeh Dearest
@mommeh_dearest
over 1 year ago
Good morning! Remember to drink water and that you’re a good parent. These kids are just bad.
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