HATER.

𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋, 𝐈'𝐃 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑! ;; parody/rp ;; banner by @godofthisforest

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

@PLAY3R__0NE horrible.

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

i have nothing interesting to say. i'm eating mushroom stew.

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

@SlipperyShoes83 i guess i can spare a bowl for a broke goody-two-shoes in need.

[ stew get! it's chunky, flavorful, and just a bit spicy. ]

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

@AllanMallans hi. i don't like this picture.

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

@SlipperyShoes83 can you not make your own.

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

WH--I. AM. A. GROWN!! MAN!!

FINE! I'LL SAY IT! BUT ONLY SO YOU CAN LEARN SOME MANNERS!!

[ He gives the hog a heavy-handed pat on the quills. ]

THAAANK YOOOUUUU for the gift. it was nice of you. and, uh. merry christmas.

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

HAVE SOME JOY AND WHIMSY IN YOUR LIFE, WHERES MY THANK YOU !?

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

...i'm a grown man, you know.

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

[ He squeezes the plush toy in one hand. More than anything, he seems confused. ]

it's...purple.

[ Astute. He's still befuddled. ]

you got me a. plush toy?

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

[ shaka shaka! he shakes the box. ]

ohh, i wonder~ 🎵

[ pop goes the lid! and inside is... ]

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

for christmas?

[ it's a bit more appealing than a fake birthday, thats for sure. that's REAL thought! ]

A-HEM, COUGH, COUGH...i mean, it looks FINE. THANK YOU, is that what you want to hear?

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

NOW SHUT UP N' TAKE YER EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT !

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

one of those. one of those days.

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

EASY! IT'S, uh...

IT'S J--

...ju...nnnn...lyyyy??

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

ONLY IF YOU TELL ME WHEN YOUR ACTUAL BIRTHDAY IS .

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

that's sweet. maybe you get to know my birthday.

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

CUZ WE'RE BEST BUDS

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

GIVE ME MY PRESENT??

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

I MADE A JOKE!!!!! A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

NEVERMIND FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA GET YOU A COOL GIFT .

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

2 years old. suddenly, it all makes sense.

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

HOLY FUCK 2 YEARS

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

WHY WOULD I TELL *ANY* OF TOU MY BIRTHDAY??

[HATER. @festeringashpit]

WHY WOULD I TELL YOU MY BIRTHDAY?

[𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 @CHAOSUNGUARDED]

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ? AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME ?!?