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[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

I just found out that if you end up in a mental institution, all your debts get cancelled 😭

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Those commentators on Congo vs England are full of shit. 🚶🏿‍♀️🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩

[Limo @Limorio_]

The commentators are not even hiding their bias, shameless.

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was driving when I noticed a traffic camera flash as I passed. I knew I wasn't speeding, so I figured it had to be a mistake.

Just to be sure, I turned around and drove past the same spot again, this time even slower. Flash!

Curious now, I went around again, driving at a snail's pace. Flash!

At this point, I thought it was hilarious, so I passed by two more times, each slower than the last. Flash, flash!

I couldn't stop laughing. I was convinced the camera was broken.

Two weeks later, five tickets arrived in the my mail...

Every single one was for driving without a seat belt. 😂

[XENI @viperelitex]

When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster..

[One Alasco🐘🇨🇮 @One_Alasco]

🚨🚨💢 Je crois que l’idée est bonne, il faut juste developper ce jeu avant les gens la ne récupère l’idée .🤣🤣🤣

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Yo saliendo de mi cuarto después de los 4 partidos:

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

LMAO??

[Central @WestHam_Central]

"How many times have you watched the Gabriel miss vs PSG?"

[Aziz Mire @aziz_mire]

The rule of having money in Kenya is easy:

The more money you have, the more immunity you can buy, and more special privileges you enjoy from institutions that are supposed to consider everyone equal.

The flipside: More money you have, the more likely someone with more money than you will take interest in your wealth - and they enjoy more special privileges than you...

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Tuko Kadi 🇰🇪 @TukoKadii]

WTF! Why are those NYS facing the wall as if we’re still in 1912 under colonial bondage.

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

In the famous words of Jay Z,

“Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga, rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga..
Still nigga, still nigga.”

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Siku hizi naendanga “forgot password “ direct. Haina haja niwaste time

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

[rekdt @rekdt]

The only way to stop hackers from hacking you is to hire hackers to hack you before the hackers you didn’t hire hack you

[Dekunle27 @dekunlz]

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

[Patrick Salvado 👑 @idringp]

Dear white people .. this is how you survive in horror movies - don’t ask questions … just run 🏃‍♂️

[COmbeta @OmbetaC]

Wanaeza tuma subaru au double cabin?