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Ukombozi People’s Party (UPP) That is the name of the new outfit the Linda Mwananchi honchos have settled for Poignant, huh? Ukombozi, like the second coming of Christ An issue however threatens to not only delay its official launch but also 2. Cause internal kerfuffle within the movement. And such strife would be playing right into the hands of Ruto Positions and seniority. Party leader, the Deputy, Chair, Sec Gen, and the whole shebang. You saw the Trans Nzoia ado over a microphone? Telltale signs were becoming conspicuous The latest lunacy are claims that Babu and Orengo who are both going for Gubernatorial seats, are reluctant to endorse Sifuna as the movement’s presidential candidate Ati “mbona wakienda rally hawasemi Sifuna ndio candidate” Intriguing, given that hata Homa Bay thing, Babu was literally protecting Sifuna with his life! Hadi ni security wake alikuwa summoned na DCI. Kama si ujasiri ya Ongili and his squad tungeambia Waluhya nini?💁 I hear the ilk of Malala, a known mole whom Gachagua sidelined coz of his greed and bad manners and I sneer. Amebaki kueneza fitina Oh well, outsiders crap aside, the internal wrangles are equally cheap and ludicrous. The two young men, Babu and Sifuna started the Linda thing and I trust they had a vision for it It has morphed into a gargantuan force that is now embraced from all corners of the country. Let them remain true to themselves and the “ukombozi Mission.” Wasikubali anyone in that movement alete kisran in the name of kugawa positions za party! Whether awe nani ama nani! That rage baiting ndio wengine wakasirike, watoke MUST CEASE The people have high hopes in that entire team, so get your heads out of your asses, set your priorities straight and do not be a disappointment! ALL OF YOU hapo Linda

AokoOtieno_'s tweet photo. Ukombozi People’s Party (UPP)

That is the name of the new outfit the Linda Mwananchi honchos have settled for

Poignant, huh? Ukombozi, like the second coming of Christ

An issue however threatens to not only delay its official launch but also 2. Cause internal kerfuffle within the movement. And such strife would be playing right into the hands of Ruto

Positions and seniority. Party leader, the Deputy, Chair, Sec Gen, and the whole shebang. You saw the Trans Nzoia ado over a microphone? Telltale signs were becoming conspicuous

The latest lunacy are claims that Babu and Orengo who are both going for Gubernatorial seats, are reluctant to endorse Sifuna as the movement’s presidential candidate

Ati “mbona wakienda rally hawasemi Sifuna ndio candidate”

Intriguing, given that hata Homa Bay thing, Babu was literally protecting Sifuna with his life! Hadi ni security wake alikuwa summoned na DCI. Kama si ujasiri ya Ongili and his squad tungeambia Waluhya nini?💁

I hear the ilk of Malala, a known mole whom Gachagua sidelined coz of his greed and bad manners and I sneer. Amebaki kueneza fitina

Oh well, outsiders crap aside, the internal wrangles are equally cheap and ludicrous. The two young men, Babu and Sifuna started the Linda thing and I trust they had a vision for it

It has morphed into a gargantuan force that is now embraced from all corners of the country. Let them remain true to themselves and the “ukombozi Mission.”

Wasikubali anyone in that movement alete kisran in the name of kugawa positions za party! Whether awe nani ama nani! That rage baiting ndio wengine wakasirike, watoke MUST CEASE

The people have high hopes in that entire team, so get your heads out of your asses, set your priorities straight and do not be a disappointment! ALL OF YOU hapo Linda

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9 days ago

Uhuru did not sponsor the killing of Albert Ojwang. Uhuru did not sponsor the mass killing of Gen-Z protesters. Uhuru did not sponsor the theft of Ndabibi land. Uhuru did not sponsor the grabbing of Murumbi land. Uhuru did not sponsor the Muteshi land controversy. Uhuru did not sponsor the Kedong land theft. Uhuru did not sponsor the grand theft surrounding Arror and Kimwarer dams.

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18 days ago

Rihanna was in her birth country, Barbados for their carnival two days ago Mama Riot was given state military as bodyguards Population of Barbados is 280k. Same na Isiolo minus the Camels, hahaha! Sorry Uskie ile revenue ali generate by attending that festival, inalipa their civil servants 6 months Spice Girl (the Jamaican artist) came to show solidarity. Akaletea Riri 420 from land of Bob Marley What followed has been trending. Personally sioni shida. She was letting loose with her Man At her level, ame fika top of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, ile inaitwa self actualization She has Money. Fame. Health. Babies. An intentional spouse Ni wale bado tuko bottom of the pyramid, struggling for basic needs like food and warmth 😄, ndio tuko kurusha mdomo judging Now the person that excites me most hapo Barbados, is their Prime Minister A lady. Mia Mottley Physically, you can dismiss her as some rotto tank with a lipstick Wait until she opens her mouth! You will be electrified In fact, I don’t think there is any female leader in entire Africa and Caribbean who matches her Pale UN meetings akishika mic, imperialists hukipata Vurugu that is laid lucidly, cogently, factually, sagaciously, deftly, eloquently, magniloquently and all “ntly” In a rich alto voice timbre that commands attention even of the dead Check her out if I am exaggerating 😂

AokoOtieno_'s tweet photo. Rihanna was in her birth country, Barbados for their carnival two days ago

Mama Riot was given state military as bodyguards

Population of Barbados is 280k. Same na Isiolo minus the Camels, hahaha! Sorry

Uskie ile revenue ali generate by attending that festival, inalipa their civil servants 6 months

Spice Girl (the Jamaican artist) came to show solidarity. Akaletea Riri 420 from land of Bob Marley

What followed has been trending. Personally sioni shida. She was letting loose with her Man

At her level, ame fika top of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, ile inaitwa self actualization

She has Money. Fame. Health. Babies. An intentional spouse

Ni wale bado tuko bottom of the pyramid, struggling for basic needs like food and warmth 😄, ndio tuko kurusha mdomo judging

Now the person that excites me most hapo Barbados, is their Prime Minister

A lady. Mia Mottley

Physically, you can dismiss her as some rotto tank with a lipstick

Wait until she opens her mouth! You will be electrified

In fact, I don’t think there is any female leader in entire Africa and Caribbean who matches her

Pale UN meetings akishika mic, imperialists hukipata

Vurugu that is laid lucidly, cogently, factually, sagaciously, deftly, eloquently, magniloquently and all “ntly”

In a rich alto voice timbre that commands attention even of the dead

Check her out if I am exaggerating 😂

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19 days ago

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23 days ago

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28 days ago

There is a dick dangling contest astir in Nyanza, singularly after the sunset of Raila Well, it is not peculiar to MY community, it is electioneering clime and men are measuring their cojones all over. In Rift valley, the rift is literal. In North Eastern, it has become religious, the Shia of SHA, simba of UmbwaFuckingStan is beefing with everyone, from Sunni Oria to Okuyuz Western, Sifuna is breaking generational curses of ancestors like Atwoli and puta madres ilk of Weta and Mdvd Huko central Gachagua obviously carries the balls of a Buffalo Steven wonder could see that their is no love lost between PS Omollo and I. Forgive me, btwn suckling a colic infant and gearing for new Semester, my online presence has become peripatetic But you all know what Nyansiongo “Daily Mail” was tweeting days ago, Aoko served months ago.Mkasema ni rants of a mad woman Yake wasn’t Tea. It was paid kerfuffle by Caroli and cohorts. I saw the tweets and just chuckled. Was like oops, stale nius 😌 Our G ukiona ameamulia mtu tweets back to back, cheque imetembea mzuri Gen Z commemoration ya 2025, Wanjigi alichota mzuri, ya Samia Suluhu,some foreigners walicheza fiti Hata kifo ya Albert Ojwang, mwenye kusambaza gig na fake SG headline mumekanyagia. Kwamboka, hi? When we are fighting SHA, we face Duale, no one hardly goes for the PSs under him. Do we even know them? Coz they are useless When Matiang’i was at Interior, it is him folks ask about River Yala, not Kibicho Sai, Ray Omollo seems to be the targeted face of “rotten interior”, hardly do we aim for that pendejo, Murkomen Morally, factually and other factors held at equilibrium, there is nothing to defend kwa Interior Ministry Under it police are ROGUE. Goons thrive. Crime abounds and Administration is garbage. Hata chiefs true wanalia But why target Ray? Si Murkomen ndio BOSS! Kanja is in diapers while in office but hio pia ni makosa ya Omollo? The last time Luos had such a seat was under Hezekiah Oyugi. He used his to murder Ouko Taya Ray is doing more for Nyanza than Luo Governors combined. Any fucking thing Ruto ameletea Wajaluo, best believe ni courtesy of him So b’coz of my people, I stand in his defense Omera Nyakundi, I have never seen you finger Arati your governor for diverting all county funds to that Mao Zedong wife of his In fact apart from attacking Matiang’i, siasa za Gusii huwa huguzi. Tuachie hiyo shoste yetu Gima Joluo ochamo okolal Hata Nairobi County wakona yao Ambia Caroli to fuck his Foreign wife in peace since that is where his billions go. He has never done ANYTHING, for Luos with his wealth and or position

AokoOtieno_'s tweet photo. There is a dick dangling contest astir in Nyanza, singularly after the sunset of Raila

Well, it is not peculiar to MY community, it is electioneering clime and men are measuring their cojones all over.

In Rift valley, the rift is literal. In North Eastern, it has become religious, the Shia of SHA, simba of UmbwaFuckingStan is beefing with everyone, from Sunni Oria to Okuyuz

Western, Sifuna is breaking generational curses of ancestors like Atwoli and puta madres ilk of Weta and Mdvd

Huko central Gachagua obviously carries the balls of a Buffalo

Steven wonder could see that their is no love lost between PS Omollo and I.

Forgive me, btwn suckling a colic infant and gearing for new Semester, my online presence has become peripatetic

But you all know what Nyansiongo “Daily Mail” was tweeting days ago, Aoko served months ago.Mkasema ni rants of a mad woman

Yake wasn’t Tea. It was paid kerfuffle by Caroli and cohorts. I saw the tweets and just chuckled. Was like oops, stale nius 😌

Our G ukiona ameamulia mtu tweets back to back, cheque imetembea mzuri

Gen Z commemoration ya 2025, Wanjigi alichota mzuri, ya Samia Suluhu,some foreigners walicheza fiti

Hata kifo ya Albert Ojwang, mwenye kusambaza gig na fake SG headline mumekanyagia. Kwamboka, hi?

When we are fighting SHA, we face Duale, no one hardly goes for the PSs under him. Do we even know them? Coz they are useless

When Matiang’i was at Interior, it is him folks ask about River Yala, not Kibicho

Sai, Ray Omollo seems to be the targeted face of “rotten interior”, hardly do we aim for that pendejo, Murkomen

Morally, factually and other factors held at equilibrium, there is nothing to defend kwa Interior Ministry

Under it police are ROGUE. Goons thrive. Crime abounds and Administration is garbage. Hata chiefs true wanalia

But why target Ray? Si Murkomen ndio BOSS! Kanja is in diapers while in office but hio pia ni makosa ya Omollo?

The last time Luos had such a seat was under Hezekiah Oyugi. He used his to murder Ouko Taya

Ray is doing more for Nyanza than Luo Governors combined. Any fucking thing Ruto ameletea Wajaluo, best believe ni courtesy of him

So b’coz of my people, I stand in his defense

Omera Nyakundi, I have never seen you finger Arati your governor for diverting all county funds to that Mao Zedong wife of his

In fact apart from attacking Matiang’i, siasa za Gusii huwa huguzi. Tuachie hiyo shoste yetu

Gima Joluo ochamo okolal

Hata Nairobi County wakona yao

Ambia Caroli to fuck his Foreign wife in peace since that is where his billions go.

He has never done ANYTHING, for Luos with his wealth and or position

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Kuna mtoto wa Jonasi anafanya harusi next month, If I say which one exactly, watajua source of info Besides, yeye ni father Abraham and Adam rolled in one scrotum Go ye and fill the earth plus I shall make your descendants as the sand beneath your feet Swali ni, mbona huwa wanaolewa na foreigners? Ule wa kwanza went to Enugu As in Kenyan men ni waoga or wanaogopa laana “For I shall revisit the sins of the fathers upon the offsprings” - Exodus 34 Pale kwa Moi pia apart from tule twa Gideon, the generation is Bladi fakin Blood of Kenyan Youth wailing from the earth. Harken to it Uliam

AokoOtieno_'s tweet photo. Kuna mtoto wa Jonasi anafanya harusi next month,

If I say which one exactly, watajua source of info

Besides, yeye ni father Abraham and Adam rolled in one scrotum

Go ye and fill the earth plus I shall make your descendants as the sand beneath your feet

Swali ni, mbona huwa wanaolewa na foreigners?

Ule wa kwanza went to Enugu

As in Kenyan men ni waoga or wanaogopa laana

“For I shall revisit the sins of the fathers upon the offsprings” - Exodus 34

Pale kwa Moi pia apart from tule twa Gideon, the generation is Bladi fakin

Blood of Kenyan Youth wailing from the earth. Harken to it Uliam

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