festy natty

Poet/Philosopher

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WELCOME but Wang came back with a bang in tha decisive third set and sent Serena packing from the Australian Open to Tha Show!

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WELCOME Serena rises to tha challenge to force decisive third set to Tha Show!
#AustralianOpen

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WELCOME Dan Orlovski’s analyses are sometimes as whacky as his QB play to Tha Show!

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WELCOME legalizing Ganja without decriminalizing it is a criminal ruse to Tha Show!

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WELCOME tho plate licking’s deemed “uncivilized” by a multitude of human members, it’s in conformity with proper etiquette for those who are moved to lick plates....It’s a personal choice that hurts no one; most importantly, it hasn’t yet been criminalized to Tha Show!

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WELCOME those Cheeseheads from Green Bay, Wisconsin, get no brownie points for making tha score more respectable this time around...they still got foking dominated by those not nice Niners to Tha Show!

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WELCOME tha running of Mostert makes music like Mozart, tho not in the ear holes of Cheeseheads to Tha Show!

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WELCOME those Niners are feasting on cheese, again, to Tha Show!

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WELCOME win or lose, foke tha KC Chiefs to Tha Show!

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WELCOME it takes a wise, modest madafoke/madafokess to realize s/he has an idiot lurking somewhere inside s/his person; point being, even smart fokers have idiotic moments to Tha Show!

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WELCOME there are madafokesses out there flapping their breasts about how they are “bitches”, but tha moment someone treats ‘em like “bitches’, they spend boxes of Kleenex wiping tha tears off their hurt feelings to Tha Show!
#DontBeDatLifeIfYouArentAboutDatLife

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WELCOME coffee is nasty as foke to Tha Show!

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WELCOME ‘Three sides to lion story: Your side, my side and then the truth....please, be honest to yourself’ to Tha Show!

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WELCOME nah, Ravens, you didn’t foking “choke”, you just got beat tha foke up by a better team....end of story to Tha Show!

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WELCOME tha gender of a leader’s as irrelevant as tha colour of god to Tha Show!

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WELCOME those Ravens are finding out tha Super foking Bowl isn’t won in tha regular season to Tha Show!

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WELCOME watching daybreak makes tha sky look like Jah’s personal painting canvass: Splashes of variegated coloration to Tha Show!

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WELCOME ‘Calling on Jah soldiers....ready to mash down dem vultures’ to Tha Show!

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WELCOME tha “devil” is a human mind to Tha Show!

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WELCOME ‘Never let the system control you’ to Tha Show!