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[cora @fetacheeseluv]

No you don’t understand I don’t eat enough vegetables because I’m trying to avoid the explosive diarrhea virus. It’s not because I’m irresponsible and lazy

[erika @yeeeerika]

try to live in a way that doesn't make your death a community celebration

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Covie @covie_93]

Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Some things are only okay if I do them

[trash jones @jzux]

but this is my emotional support Thought That Hurts Me

[coffee @eventualforever]

i am now significantly more amused by 67 than i assume young people are. they’re probably past it. but it still makes me smile. i’ve become uncool

[skooks @skooookum]

Three cocktails in and it starts to feel like it’s time to open up iMessages and put the ball in their court

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[Neet @neet_sol]

$60k/year: I was hoping to connect over a quick coffee to discuss your work and perspectives on the team’s focus areas. Are you available anytime this week?

$500k/year: let’s meet At 5. happy hour margz 👍

[bayes @bayeslord]

lmao thiel cooked with this one

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I’m at Taylor Swift’s wedding and they’re letting Erika Kirk run around with a flame thrower

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

*girl with a fake email job on a 3 day weekend* Ugh I needed this

[r @rushdalchawal]

🕊️

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[h 🇲🇽 @hughgoghboy]

Tried searching for an email on outlook

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

It's fine if you listen to Morgan Wallen I just don't think you should be allowed to vote

[brycey @gngbryce]

A straight girl from HS does not play about changing her IG handle immediately after walking down the aisle

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Saw my first spotted lantern fly of the season