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Just a house cat, very important with little to do.

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Everything is lulz and nothing hurt.

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I have somehow been endeared to the amazon-slop-soup, it’s so much better than the Campbell original?

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Drunk food tweet: I’d kill for cheap ass freezer bean burrito (but with all the fixings; red chile, cheese, sour creme) but instead I eat Amazon slop soup.

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@CartoonsHateHer I feel like the most shocking thing about the podcast was the aversion to watching music videos at a party, especially at that age. But also, my friend group still does that given the right situation?!

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This is my indeterminate but somehow cyclical post that this app is dogshit, and every time something or someone makes of worth again the UI or assholes knee caps it again.

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“Smell my hair” “so we are doing olfactory things now?” “My hair smells like old factory!”

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@Only_OneRR Uhhh @CartoonsHateHer of course

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@CartoonsHateHer Another instance where a free edit tweet function would save my fucking will to live.

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@CartoonsHateHer Yah know, when I wear do wear it took work, often being a vintage band tee (but not always), I tend to get lots compliments across gender/ages…

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@urlgrl @_lanabelle @dodaistewart and you will probably find the wayback machine catalogued a lot less stuff than you hoped :( (sorry to be grim, just personal experience on this!)

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Oh you’re telling me your elementary school obsession wasn’t being a horse girl, but being a cow girl….

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Shut up everyone, I want the cow water bottle and I promise you it will be used!!?!!

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Shut up everyone, I want the cow water bottle and I promise you it will be used!!?!!

[🦢 @thisnarcissuss]

if you’re looking up guides on how to be chic I have news for you

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@CartoonsHateHer Why did I read this as the toys being scared to make calls :x

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The energy was so electric tonight ❤️🐺 better than some sold out games I’ve been to! Congratulations, Lobos!

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If you’d like to perceive my beauty, I would direct you to Instagram. If you’d like to hear the errant thought that boils over despite my ongoing disdain for this app, proceed. If you want to know what I’m really thinking, hitchhike on a brainworm - or a parasite. Idk man.

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@kyledalyfagan @hollowearthterf I say this very kindly “she’d be hotter if…” shut up.

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@megantheevalium Looks to me like a house finch! I set up a bird cam to stalk at my parents house and they get tons. They seem to favor the sunflower seeds here.

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Drunk food tweet: I’d kill for cheap ass freezer bean burrito (but with all the fixings; red chile, cheese, sour creme) but instead I eat Amazon slop soup.

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Did you ever as a kid run to the movie theatre bathroom as to not miss the show? Yeah, I just did that for The Moment.

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@megantheevalium Getting off the plane, and getting some tinnies to drink on the train ❤️

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Red light therapy for hot girls but it’s the cozy fireplace YouTube on the 85”.

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Daniel and I reached a single-day oyster high of three dozen, with our waitress slipping us the third dozen on the low due to $1 oyster per person max.