Danny Woodcock

Rich bastard | Miami U ‘93 | Hard Rock Cincy frequenter | I can dunk a basketball

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

Swear I only have to fart when I’m with a group of people, especially in a car

[curtis lumber @BoronTheFloor]

moneyball 😏

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

Can’t tell if it’s gunshots for fireworks #america

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I don’t fuck with fucking blacks #america

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I’m an American but I can’t fucking stand country music. Shit fucking sucks. #america

[Order of the Poo @OrderOfThePoo]

Nazi Germany has more Olympic medals than all of India

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

I’m at this fucking 4th of July party watching Super Bowl 38 highlights. Brady was dotting them niggas up. #america

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

If someone yelled out Baruch Hashem I’d look around for planes flying into buildings

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

Rep. Randy Fine says "fear of Islam is rational" because if you're walking down the street this July 4th and someone yells out "Praise Jesus" or "Baruch Hashem," you won't be worried, but if they shout "Allahu Akbar," you'll be "looking for a car to hide behind."

[howling groyper @groypinghowler]

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[RAMAYAN @ramayan_69]

3 hours of Dustin Poirier saying "IGBBMN."

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

Twitter lied. These ain’t shit

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

Our founding fathers fought and toiled over many years so that I would have the freedom to get a biggie bag at 11:30 this morning

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

Give a fuck if it’s 200 degrees outside. I will NEVER wear shorts. #Imnotafraidtotakeastand

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@Wespalmer1890 Nope

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

League really let us get this demon

[BGN Hoops @BGNHoops]

2016 Paul George iso buckets.

Pacers PG was cold.

[Bosco Vallejo-Nágera Esteban @boscovne]

black Twitter humour be like:

robbery 🤣🤣🤣👏

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

This is mass hysteria. Wtf is wrong with you people. It was time for him to go

[Savage @Savageboston]

What’s the Mount Rushmore of worst trades in Boston sports history?

1. Babe Ruth
2. Jaylen Brown
3. Mookie Betters
4. Joe Thornton

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[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Jayson Tatum: Deuce I’m sorry… uncle Jaylen got traded

Deuce Tatum: Hmph. Unsurprising. He was a fool performing the charade of an intellectual. A man of true wisdom would known the impact his online antics would have on a locker room. FATHER!🫰 I demand ice cream! Butter Pecan

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

@AnthonyCumia 😂😂😂😂