amanda

[amanda @fetttywap69]

me: omg alison look at that car hi carrrrr
alison: bitch that’s tracy morgan
us: hi tracyyyyy
tracy: 🙂

[amanda @fetttywap69]

not me getting escorted out of the brooklyn mirage

[amanda @fetttywap69]

so no one was gonna wish me a happy half birthday ? i’ll remember that

[amanda @fetttywap69]

thinking about ethel :/

[amanda @fetttywap69]

wumbo

[helen @helen]

ppl are saying this is buccal fat removal but this is actually what a few long shifts at the dick sucking factory will do to u

[amanda @fetttywap69]

@ReeganBeegan coming from the coolest girl i know

[amanda @fetttywap69]

today is just one of those days at work where i feel like spongebob’s cousin stanley :/

[amanda @fetttywap69]

why are u as a man posting on your story

[amanda @fetttywap69]

@ReeganBeegan miss u beegs

[amanda @fetttywap69]

@brujaenergy hopefully the health inspector will too

[amanda @fetttywap69]

@brujaenergy good thing i had napkins in my bag amirite

[amanda @fetttywap69]

gitchie coochie coooo ☝🏼☝🏼 @brujaenergy

[amanda @fetttywap69]

a bird just shit on my head

[amanda @fetttywap69]

i’m afraid selling alec baldwin a corn muffin today was as media studies as i’ve been since graduating