Ambitious tycoon of the dam industry. 2024 Fantasty Football Champion. Fan of the Miami Dolphins, Cincinnati Reds, beer, boobs, drunk cigs, and #theguys#Legion
@Thing1inUrMom@squilly2shoes Cat if I went in love island it would be like the Tim Robinson zip line skit except instead of the zip line it would be me drinking beers out by the pool all day
@squilly2shoes Maybe I can get Don to be my manager he hates his job. Yo D @rapedonatello get me an audition I want to find out if I have a hidden talent. Make sure it fits squillys schedule I need him there for emotional support
My mind goes through a constant battle of telling myself I should get a flip phone because they have so much aura and then I wouldn’t be so chronically online. But I would really miss reels
Is this peak or am I over stimming? Entourage on, building the black pearl, simple man by Lynard skynyrd playing in the background and just cracked a beer