Alyssa

#churchsigns come from real life ridiculousness

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

@NFL @NFLDraft @Commanders @NewEraCap @NFLPlus HUT HUT HUT

[NFL @NFL]

With the No. 7 overall pick in the 2026 @NFLDraft, the @Commanders select Sonny Styles. @NewEraCap

NFL Draft on NFLN/ESPN/ABC
Stream on @NFLPlus

[Alyssa @fewsic96]

I got roasted twice today by a first grader and a fourth grader:

1. Out of the blue while teaching a small group - “You’re 29 now. You’re old”

2. I hurt my ankle and he asked why I didn’t go to the doctor and I said “because I’m stubborn” and he said “and poor?”

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THE NHL'S ALL-TIME LEADING GOAL SCORER HAS SCORED HIS FIRST CAREER PLAYOFF OVERTIME GOAL

[NHL @NHL]

Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡

Iconic. #Gr8ness

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

A sight we’ve seen 894 times before this and each and every single time has been in a Capitals sweater.

Thank you, O!!!!!!!!

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ALEX OVECHKIN HAS PASSED WAYNE GRETZKY FOR THE MOST CAREER GOALS IN NHL HISTORY‼️

#Gr8ness | @Venture_Global

[NHL @NHL]

Wayne Gretzky - 894 goals in 1487 games
Alex Ovechkin - 894 goals in 1486 games

#Gr8Chase

[Alyssa @fewsic96]

I think I’m secretly a dad. I can’t stop checking the Nest app

[Capitals PR @CapitalsPR]

CAPS TODAY: The Caps play their final game before the NHL pauses for the 4 Nations Face-Off. Washington sits in first place in the Eastern Conference 54 games into the season. It’s the latest the Caps have been in first place in the East since Feb. 2020: https://t.co/EwA0dwZwZb

[Alyssa @fewsic96]

If you’ve ever wondered what teaching first grade is like - yesterday one of my students told me that she misses my toes

[Dulles Airport (IAD) @Dulles_Airport]

😘😘😘

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

PICK-SIX @WigginNathaniel!!!!

Tune in on ESPN!!!

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Happy New Year 🧡

[NFL @NFL]

Won and done ✅ @Commanders punch their ticket!

#EasyToCelebrate | @budlight

[NFL @NFL]

History for @JayD__5 👏📈

📺: #ATLvsWAS on NBC/Peacock
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Merry Clinchmas, neighbors 💜

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

#CAPSWIN
#CAPSWIN
#CAPSWIN
#CAPSWIN

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

CALLED. GAME.

#ALLCAPS | @Verizon

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

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