things keep happening to me

im the mom friend. Indiana jones wannabe. because im delusional everything always works out for me!! #BLM

[thunderba11r | 🎮 DS2 @thunderba11r]

“Now speaking of Bloodborne, if you or a loved one have suffered from a bloodborne illness…”

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Women have spent their whole lives playing male characters without complaint. Give you one female protagonist and you cry like babies. So pathetic.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Lamb O'rghini @ld35253]

@MountainGenera

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

they are the only ones with property Nancy

[doxie @doxie_gay]

going to bed with my plushi alone again

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Indiana University and Coach Cignetti on winning their first College Football Playoff National Championship. One of the greatest turnarounds of all time.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

crazy to me that last year we said we don't have enough money to cure cancer but now we're trying to buy greenland

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

"I'm so surprised Indiana traveled so well" bro our biggest activity every year is driving 500 miles

[Joe @electionsjoe]

It may have taken 230 years, but the 3rd amendment finally has a purpose.

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Two British guys try ribs for the first time and absolutely lose it.

[National Champion Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

Dude drove the team down from Bloomington

[Klara @klara_sjo]

You’re laughing.

He had to kill his imagery best friend to save the Backyard Kingdom and you’re laughing.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Chiefs got sick of explaining that Kansas City is also in Missouri they decided to just move to Kansas

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

LMAOO.. newlyweds were walking through Boston after their wedding and encountered this..

Love it.. 🤣🤣

[things keep happening to me @fexsai]

My dad just complimented me out of nowhere so I am pretty sure that means he is dying??

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇩🇰🇪🇬 Men are simple creatures.

Egyptian Foreign Minister Badr Abdelaty was gifted a LEGO set of the Great Pyramid of Giza by the Danish Foreign Minister during his visit for the Grand Egyptian Museum’s opening.

Look how happy he is.

[clover 🍀 @avaluciarevilla]

at uni in china i was summoned to provide my visa name before the council so i told them it was 威震天 (Wēi Zhèn Tiãn) eliciting a gasp and wide eyes as they asked who named me which ?? so i gave my mentor’s name and they sat me down to explain mf named me “megatron” 😭😭😭