The Felon

[SPANE 🇪🇸 @SperrysandNikes]

The fellas and I in the handicap stall together

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

すし職人の頃ウェイトレスがお尻を突き出しながら伝票を書いてたのでガン見していたら、急に振り返って僕を睨みつけ、”Do you like my ass?“と聞いてきた。ヤバいと思いつつも正直に“Yes, I do”と答えたら“Thanks💕”と上機嫌だった。これは若き日のジョージ・ワシントンが桜の木を切った話と似ている。

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

Furthermore, the Moon is Catholic

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

go back my boy or the next thing you do will be installing Microsoft Teams

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

James potter when he saw snape at the platform 9 3/4ths

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[autist @litteralyme0]

- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten

[The Felon @fexxon1998]

“Even out the nostrils” is a myth invented by Israel so that their Mossad agents (coke fiends) can take more of my bag.

[henry @henry5839201746]

gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie and robocop, terminator, captain kirk, darth vader, lo pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, dock ock and hulk hogan finally got his cowboy ass😭😔

[Sigmatic @sigmatic_]

America, if you’re near an opera house, if you’re near a ballet studio, go inside and put your hand inside the donation bin for no reason!! Their money is your money.. as of right now!!

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Henry West 🇬🇧 @HenryWestGaming]

Happy #StPatricksDay to all of you!

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

''Oh my God i cannot believe the stock market lost 5 gorillion dollars today!''

Meanwhile the shit America is doing in Iran:

[mowmow @mowmow_neko]

curious george:fuuuuck i filled the room up with bubbles if that hat nigga come back it's wraps

yellow hat nigga:

[El Ricky @Indikur]

Bro the EUPHORIA that woulda filled my body as I unbuckled my seatbelt to whoop that nigga ass...

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

send me to iran with this loadout

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

Engaging drones from a prop plane with an AR lol

Seriously the most "fuck it we'll do it live" war in human history.

[John Macgowan @john_macgowan]

Imagine being a kid at school in Iran and the regime falls and then the stacy you were lo key in love with shows up the next day without her burqa and she's mid.

[The Felon @fexxon1998]

I know a lot of people say “kids today wouldn’t survive in our time”, this proves it.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Frazer, 18, was shown a traumatic, violent video by another pupil at school when he was in Year 8, without his consent. He's since been diagnosed with PTSD and has suffered for years with his mental health.

🔗 https://t.co/5RciKziUzB