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Check out Prodigy's latest blog post, featuring 9 qualities to assess when choosing math software! https://t.co/UoqnCgje15

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@aforgottentune @JoelFavazza Done. Sorry for being vulnerable.

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Challenged to a race at recess by a 2nd grader and went down with quads in flames. Is it time to retire, or is that my kick in the pants?

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@Formula_Hybrid this morning's endurance allotments. http://t.co/EmBrZZWMEK

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Watching from my post in the fuel shack @formula_hybrid with Dartmouth on the line. http://t.co/kyFAAG39Um #gobiggreen

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A student asked so politely if he could get a magnifying glass to make fires at recess that I couldn't say no. #noonedied

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I get sick of benny benassi so I finally put my ipod on shuffle and get #jizzinmypants. Good gym jam.

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It may be freezing outside today but it's definitely spring in my classroom. #twitterpated #killme

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@garbage @joelfavazza @jamespope I HAD SO MUCH CAFFIENE! I CAN NOT WAIT!!! Love, Boston.

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I am a failure of a math teacher. Forgot that today is #piday and didn't bring pie or prepare any pi-related activities.

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"What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? .....A pool table!"

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Today's kid joke: "There are two reasons I don't drink water from the toilet: number one, and number two."

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Yesterday's kid joke (pretending to be on the phone): "Hi, my name is Paul, with a P, like 'pterodactyl'."

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@JoelFavazza and he has so much food resting on his table-gut. Too bad we didn't pay...

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http://t.co/aTqNHnG Another great day for PE in the books. Manhunt in the woods. #youleftatrail

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Kid wearing sombrero and #ducttape mustache: "'I hate tacos,' said no Jaun ever." #racepunsarefunforeveryone

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Choked on my lunch when I heard this one: "Why was six afraid of seven?" "Because seven was a registered six offender." #newschool

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Kids are demoing "texting while driving" to complement health unit on drugs & alcohol. Phones, scooters, and Call Me Maybe. #bestclassever

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100th tweet: poem/joke of the day - "roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm a dog."