Math Puns Daily

allowing math puns to multiply freely.

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This is why I could never be a teacher. #math #puns

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Inside a radical is the radicand, but inside me is the radicant.#math #puns

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I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer. #math #puns

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If you like math puns, sine here! And if your friends are into them too, have them cosine! #math #puns

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? A: To get to the same side.
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How do you make a polar bear? Take a rectangular bear and flip it over an axis. #math #puns

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When two math professors work together, they are coefficient. #math #puns

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Q: what do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros. #math #puns

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How do you cheer up a mathematician who's being negative? Talk to him about his Absolute Value. #math #puns

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Why couldn’t the equilateral quadrilateral get home after school? It got on the rhom BUS!#math #puns

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I couldn't think of any math puns, but I'm confident that I'll FIGURE it out. #math #puns

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Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent

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Equations with radicals are the root of all evil.

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Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?

A: A roamin’ numeral.

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Q: Why do mathematicians like parks?

A: Because of all the natural logs.

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The angry math teacher told the misbehaving student to GCFOut!
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The mathematician factored in all the possibilities of buying a new car. He found the Greatest Common Factor to be new places to travel to.

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The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain. #math #puns