Olajumoke

Discovering things that make me giddy! Feminist. ✨Manchester City 🩵✨

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

My husband wore an Arsenal jersey throughout yesterday in anticipation and has put on another jersey today.
Phew! Looks like it's an Arsenal jersey week 🥴🥴

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Haru Haru sunscreen remains the best sunscreen I have ever used. Such a great satin finish, easily melts into the skin and doesn't burn at all!

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

This time last year my friend asked if I was planning on having a baby yet (or ever). I said no.
Alas! 😆����

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Laughed so hard that I woke my infant up. These crackheads 🤣

[King Dom @enyonvm]

I just woke up from a wildly confusing dream
to catch my toddler awake, holding my lips together like a burger and about to bite them off... With his 3 teeth

I know the confusing dream is my brain trying to rationalise all the ways he was torturing me to wake up

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

An important pivot a woman makes in her feminist journey is deciding to stop debating feminism with men

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

@tomisin_ms Found out while I was pregnant that some sect/culture abort pregnancies when they find out it's a girl (yes, in the UK).

Also, people have complained/sued hospitals and trusts because they told them the 'wrong' gender during the scan.

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Motherhood has taught me loads, but one lesson that keeps coming back is that it's so much harder to be a mum without my own mummy.

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

@tomisin_ms That smile! That's their bribe (a good one though because I can't resist it).

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

My daughter has stopped taking bottles and I'm paying for it 😩😩.

Is this my future? He Chim!
She already stares at me the moment I enter the room and will follow my every step with her eyes.

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

Last week my daughter woke up and decided she wouldn’t be taking bottles again. This week she took it a step further insisting no one else holds her except me. When she used to stare at my face intensely I should have realised she was up to some mischief.

This thing won’t pay me o 😭

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

My newborn was being fussy today and I threatened to report her to my mummy. Hmm! I miss my mummy 😔😔

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

@Tellemmmmm Thank you

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

@_Shalewa_ You don't know ball 🙂‍↔️

[Great Lakes Wife @GreatLakesWife_]

*Baby cries from hunger*

*I try to feed her*

*Baby turns her head away and blocks her mouth with her hands*

Me: I’m concerned about your lack of survival instincts

[woman of modest income @Tellemmmmm]

IF ITS A CO-ORD,, WHY ARE YOU SELLING THEM SEPARATELY?

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

This girl and her father should be paying me for my exceptional musical and dancing performance. Asake & Adekunle gold where?!

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

With all these takes, let's remember there's already a child involved. It would be somehow for her to grow up and read all the nasty things you have to say about her being born.

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Successful transfer 😌

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Now to the almighty task of transferring this madam to her crib 😩

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Now to the almighty task of transferring this madam to her crib 😩

[Olajumoke @Feyifreesia]

Newborn cuddles >>>>