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Am I butterfly dreaming I'm a man? Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi?

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@JamesJones12447 @konstructivizm Give it another 10-20 years for us to send another one up there

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@crafael1953 @GBC_Press As much as I would love these stories to be true, without credible sources, unfortunately these "breaking news" are all just sensationalism and fake news.

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@nemagovau Would be hilarious if people turn this system off and they got hit by a disaster. Totally agree with with the govt spending unnecessary $$$ on this but not everything is a conspiracy - they're already able to track/stalk you if you use a smartphone, no need additional apps.

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Turkey, Rize — A cat visits the same market every day just to hug the cashier 16/10 🫂 🥺😭♥️

[Daniel • Summeretto @DanielFugue]

this game isn't real

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@bakuldimsum_ Korut vibes 💀🫵🏼

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@p4nkotweets Howdit go? Did you managed to do them all?

[eden 🌷 @fischlyume]

fischl’s mispronunciation is probably related to how she reads a lot but doesn’t hear the specific words in her day-to-day life, leading to her not pronouncing the words correctly!
hoyoverse has actually commissioned an ad specifically related to this

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@Cool_Ustaz Yeah nah that's like, the slowest nope from the guys I've seen in my whole life.

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@sa_int_0 @GTA_Unlimited A PS3 game that is still active 2 generations - 13 years later. Quite amazing ngl.

[Dengo - عبدالله @DENGOJIN]

Tekken 8 recreated the entire viral incident of the man protecting his dog from a kangaroo with Leroy and Sugar even down to giving Leroy the man's exact outfit. This is hilarious!

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@butchzacian Being 38 and reading all the comments..

[tempe.co @tempedotc0]

WOKK LIATT WOKK, NEGARA KITA DIGORENG PERUSAHAAN LUAR LAGI WOKK 😹😹🫵🫵

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@Hidupsebagai62 Gengsi dong, ogah banget ngakuin kalo pilihannya salah akwkwkww

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

insurmountable greed

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@cull_trade Majestic blep

[Bardo de pacotilla @Bardopacotilla]

Spoiler sin contexto de la misión de arconte

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@neriko_neko @yappingfess Nggak sih, Titanic tenggelam karena keangkuhan dan ketamakan korporat.

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@notjustadonis @genshinmains_ How do you have a different party setup in chamber 1? Was it a different run? Do you still keep the same star rating if you redo the floor? O.o

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: texting my Japanese friend from a convenience store Why are there hot drinks in vending machines?

Friend: Because it is winter.

Me: Yeah but emotionally this surprised me.

Friend: Foreigners are always shocked by warm canned coffee.

Me: I bought one and now I feel like a divorced detective.😂

Friend: That is the correct experience.

pause

Me: Why does everything in Japan feel strangely cinematic?

Friend: Because you are sleep deprived and projecting meaning onto beverages.

Me: That's fair honestly.

Friend: Also the jazz music in the store helps.

Me: WAIT.
You're right.
Why is there smooth jazz playing while I buy instant noodles at 1 AM?

Friend: To make your bad decisions feel sophisticated.😂