paul

I make things out of wood for money.

[paul @fezbollah]

@SirSandGoblin Thar be giants?

[paul @fezbollah]

@anon_opin Yeah that’s a pretty dumb thing to say.

[paul @fezbollah]

@DannyDutch I am apparently some kind of case study as I’ve definitely done all of these!

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@SirSandGoblin @Vitu_E Five house points

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@anon_opin Nah, no one does that do they? You’d better be part fish!

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@Rubberbandits Aye the fella smashed it

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

[paul @fezbollah]

@CharlesDagnall Come on down to @HenfieldCC Camden Hells on tap if you like that sort of thing! 🍺 🏏

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Wrestlemania inevitably followed by period of Wrestledepression

[paul @fezbollah]

@fakehistoryhunt I love this place

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@GryllidaeC @CricketErik That is high brow.

[paul @fezbollah]

@bryansgunn At the end of the day, I can’t see how you can stop making these.

[paul @fezbollah]

@SportsDirectUK what’s up with your crazily short warranty period for kids football boots? Really surprised to be told in store that you don’t replace items more than three months old. Surely there’s some mistake?

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Chess isn't that hard. Try killing an actual king

[Henfield CC @HenfieldCC]

New players of all ages and abilities welcome for 2023!

[paul @fezbollah]

Come and have a go at this. Try something new this year and get into what is objectively the best sport. @HenfieldCC #cricket #cricketfamily #CricketTwitter

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⁦@SydneyBattle⁩ https://t.co/2xZdiGpW6r

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@Vitu_E @tickerscricket Actual lol here.

[paul @fezbollah]

@CMQ81 @Starmer_kneel @rorybremner Anecdotally, I’ll reckon that’s accurate to be honest.

[paul @fezbollah]

@Fred_Delicious Belon Mubsk