My brother @EthanFBoley and I have been wondering if the Chicago Bears sucking has led to more crime in Chicago. Well, I did the math:
Since 2004, the Chicago Bears being terrible at football has contributed to 837 excess homicides in the City of Chicago.
Methodology below ⬇️
“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
And then we’ll beat your ass with them.
The Bulls’ celebrity row for the NBA Finals:
Caleb Williams
Common
Bill Murray
Kanye West
Chance the Rapper
Vince Vaughn
CM Punk
Jacob Infante
Lil Durk
Bears have a superstar, video game cover, Michael J. Fox-endorsed QB.
Because of that they’ll have a chance in every single game they play with him under center.
I don’t care where those games are.
I’ve never had an issue paying players- above or under the table. It is what is. But you can’t bet on your own sport & team as a CFB player. That sets a very dangerous precedent. No other way to say it. I’m not saying he can’t have an NFL career but there has to be some meaningful punishment here.
Think of this stadium situation as a Dunkin’ race, folks. Another attention-grabbing lead change. For sure. But the finish line isn’t even on the scoreboard yet.