Jacob White

Low Stakes Poker Player ♠️♥️♣️♦️| Bears 🐻⬇️ | Illini 🟠 | Wabash ‘25 🔴⚪️

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

My brother @EthanFBoley and I have been wondering if the Chicago Bears sucking has led to more crime in Chicago. Well, I did the math:

Since 2004, the Chicago Bears being terrible at football has contributed to 837 excess homicides in the City of Chicago.

Methodology below ⬇️

[b @hypothyfoid]

chicago is like if europe was in america

[🦎 @269a0a]

no baby we got that Letter

[Trizzy @teto_0207]

united states of chicago

[DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog]

Bears have a superstar, video game cover, Michael J. Fox-endorsed QB.

Because of that they’ll have a chance in every single game they play with him under center.

I don’t care where those games are.

[Daniel Jeremiah @MoveTheSticks]

I’ve never had an issue paying players- above or under the table. It is what is. But you can’t bet on your own sport & team as a CFB player. That sets a very dangerous precedent. No other way to say it. I’m not saying he can’t have an NFL career but there has to be some meaningful punishment here.

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

Dodgers give up James Tibbs III, everyone wins

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Nightengale: Aroldis Chapman expected to be traded.

[☭ حنّا @dummyfalastini]

everyone in new york has stockholm syndrome

[Circe @vocalcry]

Your optimal weight is when your parents say you are “too skinny”

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Here... Damn.

[Dan Wiederer @danwiederer]

Think of this stadium situation as a Dunkin’ race, folks. Another attention-grabbing lead change. For sure. But the finish line isn’t even on the scoreboard yet.

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

@NoahKahan how could it not be???

[Z @c0usc0ush8r]

the point of dating is to meet ppl u don’t like and spend $80 on 4 drinks

[🎽🇵🇹 @ringsssss_]

Stephon Castle plays basketball like Isiah Pacheco

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

This was way easier than I thought.

Hint: Get Wilt

https://t.co/QoDLA14osy #NBA #82and0

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

@shane_riordan Is the price of the wine before or after the 50% off?

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

Not an Ifenninger, but a Wenninger @RotoGut

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Jonah Tong to be optioned to Triple-A by the Mets, per @WillSammon.

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

The Madden Curse:

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[Ilan @ilannfl18]

QBs on Madden Cover since 2020 and their ensuing season stats:

- Madden 20: Patrick Mahomes 14 GP, 4,031 passing yards, 26 TD, 5 INT, SB Champ

- Madden 21: Lamar Jackson: 15 GP, 3770 yards, 33 TD, 9 INT

- Madden 22: Tom Brady: 17 GP, 5,316 yards, 43 TD, 12 INT

- Madden 22: Patrick Mahomes: 17 GP, 4,839 yards, 37 TD, 13 INT

- Madden 24: Josh Allen: 17 GP, 4,306 yards, 29 TD, 11 INT

Madden curse isn’t real

[Jacob White @FF_JacobWhite]

@UnderdogNFL @theo_mackie @adamlevitan not sure if you hired your niche trends guy, but would be very curious to see if there’s any validity behind these “XYZ guy will play ABC role in offense” reports