Rob Johnson

All my fantasy players are going to be amazing. 49ers/Buckeyes. I play bass in a band called The Strugglenauts. Look out for stray tweets.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Player to target after Sony Michel trade: Rhamondre Stevenson.

Damien Harris has missed 9 games over the past two seasons. Stevenson has looked great in pre-season and has generated a lot of buzz from Pats camp.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Terrace Marshall is the 4th receiving option on a Sam Darnold-led team. Might want to pump the breaks just a bit on the hype train.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

@adamalmeter u up?

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

When your client mistakenly says "depth chart" in a conversation totally unrelated to sports & you miss the next minute of them talking because all you're thinking about is your fantasy football draft this weekend.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Quick hypothetical:

Would you rather get stabbed with a knife, spend time in critical condition in an ICU as your family wonders if you’ll survive or not, then pay $1,250 to be healed?

OR

Not get stabbed by a knife for $0?

#GetVaccinated #MaskUp #RecallDeSantis

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

This can't be said enough: The regeneron treatment DeSantis is pushing cost at least $1,250 per dose.

Covid-19 vaccines cost $0.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

@kfel44 @RotoSurgeon I’m just trying to throw you off the scent.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

I hereby lay dibs on the band name “Moose Wilson”.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

PSA: Highlight videos should be no longer than 4 minutes.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Just in case it hasn’t been plastered all over your timeline yet, Football is Back.

Also, Dodge Juggle 3 is on ESPN2.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

@kfel44 No interest, Kurt.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

This is why I have no interest in drafting Joe Mixon anywhere near his ADP. Bernard was not the issue. Mixon was routinely hit in the backfield last year & while the O-Line has changed, I don't think it's necessarily improved.

[Jarad Evans @Jarad_Evans]

"The pass rush continued to break through the OL and put pressure on Joe Burrow... and nearly every pass that wasn’t wildly off the mark was heavily contested, if not broken up or intercepted"

The Bengals offense is struggling in camp 😬 via @pauldehnerjr
https://t.co/DOX0X47zm6

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

If you are not already, please get vaccinated.

Unless you have an autoimmune condition & a doctor has recommended against it, there is no reason why you shouldn't get vaccinated. This isn't political. It's just common sense.

Get vaccinated, end pandemic.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

It’s 12:28 am MST and I’m sitting here tearing up watching the #Cubs 2016 World Series DVD. What a special group of guys. Thank you for everything @ARizzo44 @KrisBryant_23 @javy23baez #comebacksoon

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

This looks so wrong

[MLB @MLB]

🚨 ANTHONY RIZZO HOME RUN 🚨

Watch it free ➡ https://t.co/rhHIdQkNVR

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Well, shit. Super happy for the Ricketts family. They saved a boatload of cash today. #SellTheCubs

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Why Cubs, why? Trading Rizzo to the Yankees? WHY

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

Samsung needs to purchase naming rights to Progressive field, so Cleveland can be the "Guardians of the Galaxy S21"

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

“Remember that time we hung out five months ago and I bought you a drink? Here’s a Venmo request for $10. Pay me in 90 days or we’re going to court.”

- If health insurance companies were a person.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

The team is going to be so much better this year and that's before Lance opens up the run game even more.

Trey Sermon can EASILY be a top-15 RB this year. I'm taking him everywhere I can.

[Rob Johnson @ff_upsides]

SF was a mess w/ injuries last year. Here's the weekly scoring finishes by the top #49ers RB:

RB1: 6
RB2: 7
RB3: 1
Bust: 1

Sermon's ADP: 133. Path to playing time, draft capital, great offensive scheme, healthy QB. If you aren't taking a shot w/ that ADP, you're doing it wrong.