Frank Faust

you can't win them all.

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

@LThill_33 Bake and shake

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

@JRusten7 @LThill_33 Different day

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

I wish a radioactive Tobey Maguire would bite me so I would turn into a Peter Parker so I can save Spiderman from a real life Spider

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

Did anyone else have a crazy Ouija board experience? Or am I crazy?

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

@JRusten7 Unsubscribe

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

@JRusten7 Stop

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

The hash slinging slasher!

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

I love a good sneeze

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

For $50,000 I would chop my pinky toe off and for another $50,000 I’ll eat it... goodnight

[Greg Ernster @Ernsterfmknight]

You know who you are!!!

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

Just ate 2 pounds of Dino nugs

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

Seinfeld 💯

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

Shuttlecocks

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

Canned meat

[Greg Ernster @Ernsterfmknight]

Soft kids grow up to be soft adults. You have to find that toughness - mental toughness and physical toughness. You’re going to get yelled at, get over it and move on. Expectations are high for a reason. Show up, do the work, and repeat!

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

Quit letting your children get fat. Be an adult and cook a home cook meal and quit fucking up your children’s life.

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

This boy Scout Girl Scout thing is ridiculous.

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

I miss driving back roads, fishing in lakes, kayaking and hunting... I’m coming back to Iowa for good

[Frank Faust @ffaust1511]

I have not changed my sheets since college started...oh 🐳