also side note: if you've met me irl and think im awkward i want you to know you (&/or your friends) have weird energy that suppresses my palpable infectious otherworldly charisma. i am the life of the party but you oppressive aura having hoes wouldnt know it.
dude sorry i missed your last text. no, nothing happened, i just realized these conversations never end and stopped responding at an arbitrary point and theres no polite way to navigate this yet. cool part of modern life LOL anyway yeah how was that thing that happened last week
sometimes I meet a cool person who seems like they should/could be my friend, on paper same hobbies same interests etc, and yet there is some uncanny valley effect where they exist on a parallel track a few inches away, an unsurpassable chasm, we never become friends
"i have to actively ask other ppl to do things or they dont ask me" my sister in christ you are gods most noble creature and a load bearing pillar in your friends' lives
the brat rollout feels receiving gifts for weeks after your birthday. it’s so much fun and so cool to see an artist who knows how to make things that will excite her fans while also making the art more nuanced and interesting (unlike, say…random acoustic versions)