every time i see (magic character) bara porn its always some accidental magic spell but i wanna see someone make it so the spell is on purpose.
"whats this? spell that has you getting fucked by several magical cocks? lets cast this shit" or smth like that
god: if you woke up at 2am and drew a muscular masked knight wearing lingere and getting railed and then fapped to it 3 times in a row without stopping you can't get into heaven.
me: okay. so. *burps* listen.
god:...
me:...
god: can i see the art
me at the pearly white gates after succeding to kill myself: hot damn
god: sup
me: damn whats up big guy so which way to hell
god: hol up fag let me judge you first
me: okay hit me with it
god: just one rule.