FinnishFatherFigure

Dad from Finland. GirIfriend and a baby girl. Love 'em and hate 'em. Two dogs and a cat. Hate 'em. More like a father figure rather than an actual father.

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My worst fear is that our baby will inherit the worst traits from both parents, so she'll turn out a neurotic whore. #FEARS2015 #parents

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When holding the baby and smelling poop: "Could you take her for a sec, I have to go to bathroom/make a call/buy a kenguru"
#diaper #daddy

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Illegal fantasy 1: Our dogs would eat our baby, so they would have to be put down. -> silence.
#dogs #baby #silence

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To do -list for today:
-feed
-clean shit
-keep her alive
#daddysgirl #Baby

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WhenYouTryToSaySomethingAndYouAccidentlySayWhat'sOnYourMindIsCalledNaomi'sNippleSlip...IMeanNippleS...FreudianSlip! #naomicampbell #nipslip

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Wow, dude! First I was born in Finland (which is a lottery win) and now this. I feel lucky. So, how much I won? https://t.co/yHyeMR25wu

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.@LeonBlank Wooow, dude! First I was born in Finland (which is a lottery win) and now this. I feel myself lucky. So, how much I won?

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.@billburr Dude, your followers/following ratio is pretty fucked up. Pro advice: You may want to balance it up. Fine, you can start with me.

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#ColoroftheYear is baby-shit-yellow for me anyways.

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Before we had a baby I had dark sense of humor. Now I have to prove my friends I've still got it with constant flood of dead baby jokes.#lol

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So focused when feeding our baby that I open my mouth like a retard every time the spoon goes in. #family #baby

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Babies can't do shit! Even dogs perform better at things, and no disrespect, but dogs are dumb. #parents #parentingproblems

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My baby is 8 months old and hasn't died once! Getting ready for the Father Of he Year trophy. #parents #parenting

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Hello, twitter parents! What size of kettleball you suggest for a baby. 4kg? 8kg? She's pretty robust.