danny

idk

[danny @fffwhite_]

she's obsessed with water

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When ur social battery is dead but u see the biggest yapper approaching u

[danny @fffwhite_]

i hate @StubHub

[Jeets @ieatjeets]

when you’re trying to start an argument with her on february 13th but she keeps understanding

[ً @wtffrio]

🧿🪬

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u get home from a long day of work and ur girlfriend asks if you'd still love her if she was a worm

[🕸️ @recreatings]

when you send a risky text and get the same energy back

[danny @fffwhite_]

death can have me when it earns me

[Sleeping On Gems @sleepingongemss]

The Simpsons Hit & Run (2003)

[Kings of JDM @kingsofjdm]

Which one was the best?! 🤔

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

I would trade the entire “Fast and Furious” franchise for just a part two of this movie 🍿

[Asian Dawn @AsianDawn4]

I thought this was fake. It's not 😂
"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice"

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

STOP socializing at work

- No drinks after work
- No weekend picnics
- No lunch with the team
Colleagues are NOT your friends.

[Fathers Diary @Fathers_Diary]

Man to man

[ヒロクライム🐼 @tannokasa6]

移動したら良いのに😹😹😹

[Booker🔜MOVING ARC📦 @chinchilladas]

flirting in my 30s makes me feel like a pathetic pervert

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

POV: Remote workers after sending 1 email

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Me looking at all the beers on tap before I say “I’ll take a Bud Light”.