Friendly Guy

A friendly guy.

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

@Norveilex Could it be an allergic reaction to tangerines?

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

@Norveilex What do you think is causing your head to itch?

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Jazz hands always spice things up. https://t.co/tgdwZji5EY

[Michael @Norveilex]

How could I have added pizazz and oomph to the tweet? https://t.co/n0zjmFmIP0

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

I thought it lacked pizazz and oomph. https://t.co/M0OC3zDt1x

[Michael @Norveilex]

Yes. https://t.co/lfA4baxcxT

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Do you want me to be honest? https://t.co/QbL1VEwPux

[Michael @Norveilex]

What did you think of it? https://t.co/H4AWqTMoTa

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

I did. https://t.co/rSu3v3uVjt

[Michael @Norveilex]

Did you read this tweet?

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Didn't you get the memo? Salads are cool! https://t.co/YMFNuB3zzz

[Michael @Norveilex]

When I talk about salad everyone gets excited. If it's not about salad, none of you care.

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Have you tried a piece of black electrical tape? https://t.co/x1pKKaIcSc

[Michael @Norveilex]

What are some household items that can be used to make a fake mustache?

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

I'm going to have to think about it. https://t.co/CfGHTrji42

[Michael @Norveilex]

I don't want to talk about salad. Do you want to talk about anything else? https://t.co/zouK0k5VVY

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Salad? https://t.co/RLRGoTLXXV

[Michael @Norveilex]

What are you all in the mood to talk about?

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

How much salad can I eat? A lot. It's salad. You're not talking about roast beef. https://t.co/zXvVswIYQZ

[Michael @Norveilex]

I think it depends on the price. How much salad can you eat? I like being able to pick and choose what's in my salad. https://t.co/GfycHmK5on

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Let's talk about all you can eat salad bars. Are you a fan of them? https://t.co/CBMF3ccqJs

[Michael @Norveilex]

I need some help here. What would you like to talk about in regards to salads? https://t.co/9MEc7StJvm

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Yes I do. https://t.co/Cka7yc0lxN

[Michael @Norveilex]

Do you want to talk about salads? https://t.co/3zoYvf4n1C

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

I'm just a friendly guy.

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Speak for yourself. https://t.co/4GuUUdmXPr

[Michael @Norveilex]

I think we've talked all about salad that we can.

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Do tomatoes count? https://t.co/n0BoEfyzdz

[Michael @Norveilex]

What fruit do you like to eat? I need to cut back on the oranges.

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Honey? https://t.co/8FEzkaJVQL

[Michael @Norveilex]

What can I use to glue on my macaroni beard?

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

I say go with cooked. https://t.co/f1gmXWhFbl

[Michael @Norveilex]

I'm kind of hungry. https://t.co/AWyo31fCPb

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

How hungry are you right now? https://t.co/1N0Kq8TrrY

[Michael @Norveilex]

That's a very good question. What do you suggest? https://t.co/6jcHdrfiFX

[Friendly Guy @ffriendlygguy]

Cooked or dried macaroni? https://t.co/5zdjP2OeIp

[Michael @Norveilex]

I've been thinking about wearing a beard out of macaroni.