Aniket Tamboli

Copywriter. Trying to write sh*t that's at least as entertaining as whatever it interrupts.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@shobhan_ojha If you don't like someone providing perfectly well-intentioned advice, how about just ignoring it next time instead of being an insufferable dick? Get your act together man. Maybe go see a Psy.D (read: doctor), about whatever you have going on.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@chowdhuryrahul Kripya karke share kijiye. 🥲

[Ajay Gahlaut @meajay]

What a blast from the past! I wrote these posters in 1996. The late Harmit Singh shot them for free. Sanjay Daiv art directed them. They were sold for 80 bucks for a set of 4. We didn’t get a penny for creating them. But it was worth it. People still have them on their walls.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@ompsyram @Angana_sripur thought this might tug at your heart strings a bit. :D

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If Stranger Things was British.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

Wherever you are in Bangalore, listen closely and you'll hear an eerie, faint ticking sound permeating the air. This city feels like it's living on borrowed time.

[Manish Pandey (मनीष पाण्डेय) @join2manish]

Bangalore and Gurgaon will run out of ground water in 5 years time, locals will suffer the most :(

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

BREAKING: Indian cancels all orders for Apple products he asked US wala friend to bring him. The person was overhead lamenting, "Kya hi farak padta hai ab?" 😭

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@zomato @zomatocare I haven't been able to use the app for a few days now. Nothing loads, so I cleared data and now I'm not even able to login. Please help.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@gowda_ashuthosh And the argument that increasing rents are good because they bring bigger salaries is flawed at best. Salaries don't increase evenly across the board for everyone from all industries. The impact is very disproportionate, based on age, industry and skill set.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

Start-up migration is fucking Bangalore up for everyone. Ridiculous rents are just the beginning.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@gowda_ashuthosh They're not the same. Rents in Mumbai have always been high due to a lack of space. Rents in Bangalore are skyrocketing because stupid figures are being normalised by start-up professionals with massive paychecks.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

This is nothing. WEF guidelines state that Friday EOD actually means any time before 9 a.m. the coming Monday.

[Roy Jad @jad2222222]

didn't know EOD meant end of the business day I've been sending shit at 11:59pm

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

Legendary stuff

[Udita Pal 🧂 @i_Udita]

What getting disowned from father looks like.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

Yeh marwaane wala hai

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let’s make Twitter maximum fun!

[Rahul Chowdhury @chowdhuryrahul]

I've been using @todoist for task planning, resource gathering, content calendars, summary notes, etc.

Reply with your use case, and I'll rack my brains to figure out if your workflow is possible with Todoist. 😃

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@chowdhuryrahul @todoist Managing multiple projects nested within multiple clients. Ideal setup: P-levels at task, project & client level + a "today" view to visualise all tasks for the day + "P1 this week" view. Comments, attachments, etc Todoist does super well anyway. Simplified setup is the struggle.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

Sincere request to freshers entering the workforce: prioritise finding an experienced mentor over salary, position, product, brand, etc. Far too many of you want to get shit done without taking the time to understand how shit gets done. Fundamental flaw.

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

@AxisBankSupport Managed to get in touch with an exec. Resolved for now, thanks. Can you please share your 24/7 helpline number?

[Aniket Tamboli @ffsaniket]

Hi @AxisBank @AxisBankSupport this is a fraud related emergency, please get in touch ASAP. Unable to reach you on any of your support lines.