callum

a need banana milkshake

[callum @ffscallum_]

love is a wonderful feeling.

[callum @ffscallum_]

@AVFCOfficial Rogers disasterclass

[callum @ffscallum_]

I think it’s great that we got the 3.6% pay increase as NHS workers.

I looked forward to seeing it on my payslip, every little helps etc etc.

HOW THE FUCK HAVE I ENDED UP PAYING 4p instead of getting back paid anything 🙂🙂🙂

[callum @ffscallum_]

@AVFCOfficial I don’t care if he has 2 leg replacements, Bailey needs to go

[callum @ffscallum_]

@OliNotSykes_ I’ll have 10 please

[callum @ffscallum_]

I’ve watched this approximately 300 times today and I can’t stop laughing every single time 🤣🤣🤣

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

If we could all just take a moment to appreciate the stunning cinematic beauty of this scene.

The bravado, the little shake of the hips, the half brick to the back of the head and, of course, the coup de grâce…..the agonizing strike to the knackers.

10/10😍
#Southport

[callum @ffscallum_]

it’s fine, only needed to outscore by 2 (at least) tonight but sure we’ll play a flexible 5 back with our two awfully shite FBs as attacking “threats”

Need to free up money for FFP, let’s try scrape 300k for Cash and Digne

[callum @ffscallum_]

@villareport What went right?

[callum @ffscallum_]

@AVFCOfficial The amount of United fans in these replies already 😂 you just focus on trying to finish top 6

[callum @ffscallum_]

@AVFCOfficial hope our fellow villain is okay 💙💜

[Ty Bracey @TyBracey]

Really hope the Villa fan who has had a cardiac arrest in L2 is okay. 🤞🏻

[Charl Poole @charlpoole_]

Hahahahahhahahahahahh

[callum @ffscallum_]

@AVFCOfficial @emimartinezz1 You love to see it 🤩

[callum @ffscallum_]

UP THE FUCKING VILLA

[Marcus (SawR) @bySawR]

@AVFCOfficial UNAI EMERY LEAVING THE TEAM BUS AFTER TAKING ARSENAL'S TITLE LIKE:

[callum @ffscallum_]

@wobblydubs Was this at rubery goals? 😂😂😂

[callum @ffscallum_]

a RED CARD for that 😂😂😂😂

Games fucked man

[callum @ffscallum_]

the undertaker walkout 🤩 #UFC299