Clouseau

FPL and Fantasy League player and writer for Fantasy Football Scout. 19/20 FPL OR: 5,766; FL OR: 10. Winner of inaugural FFS FL trophy. All views my own.

[Clouseau @ffsclouseau]

Porro vs Udogie: a thread. I’ve had a look at the two Spurs fullbacks to see which one I feel deserves a spot in our #FPL back lines.

TL:DR: I believe that Porro justifies the extra outlay, particularly if you currently own neither player.

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@lucyhighnett Exactly. Madueke and Zubimendi should hang their heads.

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@aboveaveragefpl The ref clearly owns him too

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@suteibutana @BBCWorld There’s no way of voting for Israel to come last. The anti-Israel vote gets spread around 24 other countries whereas the pro-Israel vote is concentrated on one country, with campaigns asking all Jews across Europe to vote 10 times for the Israeli entry. It’s utterly skewed.

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@SamLee It frustrates the hell out of me because there’s nothing whatsoever in the rule book that makes this distinction, nor where a yellow card is merited for a player already on a booking.

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@TansuYegen 50 left-handed people need to leave the room. 49/50 = 98%

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@FPLFella To be fair, it’s in Arsenal’s too because it’s likely to come down to the game at the Etihad on 18th April. Win all their remaining games and they win the league.

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@FPLPhysioo This is brilliant. One of my favourite ever films but I’ve never seen this amazing scene used for parody so massive kudos for originality and wordsmithery!

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@ianrich15813274 @DeborahMeaden He probably means the average Reform voter; they might know some English words but very few of them can string those words together into proper sentences.

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@Michael12680136 @PhilMyers53 @PeterStefanovi2 The irony of calling someone thick when you can’t spell ‘you’re’ 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@FantasyLeague Hopefully my point below is now moot!

https://t.co/eYq3icAn0Z

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#LEEARS

The goal accreditation panel has adjudged Arsenal’s 38th minute goal as a Madueke goal.

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@FantasyLeague Guys, you can’t be serious about not awarding the Madueke assist for the Darlow own goal?? A goalkeeping parry isn’t punching the ball into your own net!! Your rules clearly state that the attacking player to touch the ball last with an og gets the assist. Please reconsider.

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@BenDinnery Any news on why Estevao isn’t even in the squad?

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@buitengebieden

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@MorrisMethod @alterbridge Appreciate it wasn’t a studio album but Live at the Royal Albert Hall is a work of absolute genius and possibly the greatest album of all time.

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@Real_Deihl Completely agree, and it’s why the phrase ‘lies, damn lies, and statistics’ exists.

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@qprclintdiaz @FantasyLeague

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@FantasyLeague @qprclintdiaz I played in the days before supersubs, when you had a fixed XI for the weekend with no changes between matches. You also initially wouldn’t allow changes when matches overlapped. Those things changed because you recognised that people want to watch their players play and score.

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@FantasyLeague @qprclintdiaz I 100% think that you’re the finest. But your usp is something that other games will never have, so I don’t think you need too many other differentiators. Ultimately though, what people enjoy are scoring points, so maximising the chances of that will always make you friends.