Mtukufu Lies

Reject and Inject

[Mtukufu Lies @ffsoc1ety]

Ruto being president is a favor from us... As you step out of your house today, remember that we gave Ruto an opportunity, but he has shown the very people who elected him that they don't matter.
Nairobi CBD #OccupyJKIA Tajmall Kitengela Bomet #AnitaMustResign Ugandans Citizen TV

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

Kenyans are demanding monopoly of mediocrity and complaining that India infringed on those rights in handling Raila Odinga

“We have hospitals in Kenya that could have handled Baba's CPR in a more orderly & effective way than what is in that clip !!”

[Court Helicopter News @CourtHelicopter]

Judge Moved as Late Billionaire John Keen’s Disabled Son Says He Hasn’t Eaten in Two Days

Justice Hilary Chemitei has rebuked the family of the late billionaire John Keen for neglecting his disabled son, who told the court he had gone days without food. The son lamented that despite being the child of a wealthy man, he now lives in hardship and deprivation.

[Apropos_KE @Apropos_KE]

The Academy award for best actor in a male role goes to Diddy wa Mombasa

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

But why

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Somalia introduced a law to set the minimum marriage age to 18, but it was overturned within 24 hours after men protested the change.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around because once again, the gods of drama have decided to serve us another five star episode of That Thing Called Mareej! This time, we meet our hero, a hardworking omwami who left home early to chase the elusive shilling. Little did he know that back home, another qualified engineer was conducting power cable maintenance in his kilgoris horizontal architecture!

While Omwami was out there sweating in the sun, another ninja was busy reconnecting his power grid illegally, performing unlicensed maintenance on the main transformer, and conducting diameter calibration without approval from the Engineers Board of Kenya.

When Omwami came back and found the intruder still testing voltage levels, he didn’t even wait for Kenya Power to be notified. The man grabbed his kifoi, the universal tool of disciplinary action and launched Operation Disconnect.

Eyewitnesses say wires started flying, the ninja performed a 200-meter sprint in slippers, and the culprits evacuated Kihuti like it was a nuclear drill. By the time the dust settled, one thing was clear, KPLC can’t compete with rural justice! May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[Timothy Turunga @timothyturunga]

Rigathi Gachagua makes Raila appear as a joker. As a country we lost 30 years of opposition politics believing conman baba if given a chance will transform our country.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

No one in this crowd including the pastor understands what's going or why they are there. Ukipata hii ufala Karen, Lavington, Kilimani, Kileleshwa…… Nakupea simu yangu bure.

[Jeje Odea 🇺🇬 @joshjeje2]

Dear NRM,
In good faith please keep Moses Ali away from public functions.

He can be Prime Minister from his home if its a must that he has to die in that position.

[Kaya @kayakali_]

A good wife, she doesn't want to put her husband in danger 😂😂

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Gen Z in Madagascar protested with the body of a colleague who was shot during anti-government protests.

The president dissolved the government after three days of massive protests.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

The health of General Moses Ali, former army officer and aspirant for the Adjumani West parliamentary seat in Uganda, seems to be deteriorating rapidly.

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[Mtukufu Lies @ffsoc1ety]

When Aden Duale is your uncle, you can do this and show Murkomen the middle finger.

Raila Odinga Register ATPU Sack #SabuniSabuni Kura yangu siri yangu

[Mtukufu Lies @ffsoc1ety]

It’s time for a reset. Ruto has failed us on the economy, governance, and security. Matiangi has experience, discipline, and a vision. Let’s rise, register, speak with one voice.
#Matiangi2027 Linturi Martha Karua Linda Mama DP Kindiki At UDA Uhuru Kenyatta Jubilee Jaba Tax

[Mtukufu Lies @ffsoc1ety]

It’s time for a reset. Ruto has failed us on economy, governance, security. Matiangi has experience, discipline, and a vision. Let’s rise, register, speak with one voice.
#RutoMustGo #Matiangi2027 #JubileeEndorsesMatiangi

[Mtukufu Lies @ffsoc1ety]

Ukiniona Like and RT. We are just asking a simple question...Where are our brothers and sisters? Nairobi CBD things boiling down nicely. Boniface Mwangi Monday is Monday Matiangi #RutoMustGo #OccupyEverywhere #OccupyStateHouse

[Mtukufu Lies @ffsoc1ety]

Happening now. The #EndAbductionsKE kicks off in Nairobi CBD.
Matiangi
Monday is Monday Boniface Mwangi #OccupyEverywhere #OccupyStateHouse

[Francis Gaitho @FGaitho237]

DJ Afro comes through with the truth. Seems like this guy has more brains than all ODM bloggers combined.

#RutoMustGo

[Mambo Mseto X @MamboMseto254]

Morara Kebaso has captured Kenya's imagination by publicly auditing Kenya's relaunched and stalled projects.

What would you tell Morara if you met him today?

Here's a thread of his 'Vampire Diaries'👇