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4:36 am
nerfed by vegetarianism
six feet over the ground unfortunately

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@redredd55 Bottoms but on second watch it wasn’t as funny

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@vineepinee Du bist KEINE schöne Frau

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June but not the june i saw matthew ifield at midnight singing his cheesy songs

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I need water

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If i were a cat i would make biscuits on tits

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Lost a little but not undreaming. A sonnet if you will

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Bonsoir, i’m craving sinful art

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Can’t find the exact way i’m feeling on my pinterest feed, something is wrong with their algo

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Me feeling the maddona-whore complex towards men is my personal fuck you to freud

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@luvm4r Same

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My rating would be pg-13. I will GIGGLE if you take off your pants. We will high five *mwah* but i shall giggle.

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@tearrxv Mwah fs

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@Lumivibes_ Mansard roof - Vampire weekend

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a lovebaiter? yeah need me one of those

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I’m not a cannibal, i’m a woodworker

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“You’re not like other gir-” sir the women in your head won’t pass the bechdel test