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500 YEARS LATER
RED XIII: woof

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BARRET: what's that
CLOUD: …………….........………………………………………………………lifestream
BARRET: oh

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RED XIII: look holy is fighting meteor
CLOUD: goooo meteor
TIFA: you mean holy
CLOUD: meteor is cooler

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CLOUD: i hope we live because i want to try getting into psychedelics now
TIFA: you’re such a hippie

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AERIS: we all are going to die anyway it’s just later or now
CLOUD: that’s true
TIFA: it seems extra true right now

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CLOUD: ok what now
AERIS: holy is going to save the planet maybe
CLOUD: what if it doesn’t
AERIS: then we all die
CLOUD: woooaaah

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AERIS: did you have some kind of epic final battle in your minds or something
CLOUD: not really
AERIS: oh

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BARRET: …sephiroth is dead
TIFA: what happened
CLOUD: i think we visited aliens who are also the spirits of everyone who has ever died

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TIFA: what’s going on
BARRET: they’re just staring at each other

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SEPHIROTH: dimethyltryptamine
CLOUD: can i try it
SEPHIROTH: sure

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SEPHIROTH: i literally blew up the whole solar system
CLOUD: what are you smoking

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CLOUD: ok sephiroth we thought about it and we decided we don't want you to destroy the planet with meteor or holy or whatever

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CLOUD: hey it's sephiroth
TIFA: i like your wing
CLOUD: don’t complement him
AERIS: why not

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BARRET: woah all these cubes and pillars are flying around and #$%#@
CLOUD: this is awesome this is how i feel inside

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CLOUD: is this the center of the planet
AERIS: it’s the center of outer space
CLOUD: woah yeah it is

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BARRET: hahaha
AERIS: what
BARRET: i dunno

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CLOUD: why is there a swamp underwater
AERIS: does underwater mean in a cave
BARRET: ugh i need to smoke just to put up with you guys

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CLOUD: this cave is cool
BARRET: i actually think this one is pretty boring

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CLOUD: alright let’s go into the cave
TIFA: it’s a crater
CLOUD: whatever it’s a cave

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AERIS: do the pose
CLOUD: ……is this the pose
TIFA: no you just look confused
CLOUD: that’s the only pose i know