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[Trisha Hershberger @thatgrltrish]

🚨Nintendo #switch2 GIVEAWAY🚨

I'm giving away a Switch 2 because Nintendo sent me one and I already have one and want to pay it forward 😊

Winner announced this weekend - GL everyone!

Enter here: https://t.co/0yyUZJFagU

[frank @fgif]

@hvmesickk Found @Aztecross

[frank @fgif]

@stavvybaby prime paul e dangerously head ass

[taylor @TJenkinsTampa]

Jeff Passan dropping absolute nukes right out of the trade deadline

[frank @fgif]

@ThePhilliesShow Is it worth bumping someone off the OD roster to keep Clemens if he has a good camp? Who?

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points

[Luc 🇵🇸 @lucf124]

Parents: Please don't get political during Christmas dinner with the family
Me ten minutes later:

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Justin Havok, YOU DAMN RIGHT @Justin_Havok]

D’Lo brown on the way to the ring

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

*firmly nodding at my alien* they call it the champagne of beers

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

me on the toilet at 8:35 every morning

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

get a decent pair of speakers and collect steely dan records

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

son: *counts to ten*

wife: good job

me: (smugly) eleven

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i don’t think he’s the guy. the shooter used a silencer and an italian would never attempt to be quiet in public