Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr

Constantly confused. Always amused.

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@MaxwelltonPS Hope all the staff have a wonderful Christmas!

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@NikoMcCarty @KristinSainani Or maybe a kid gets so overwhelmed by the NT world around them and that little time they get to be transported into this unchanging world of the same film/cartoon over and over is the only little bit of comfort they get each day 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

🤣 always worried abt them singing this at nursery/school and Mila singing the wrong words

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A thing I found out by having a child is that "hush little baby" can go on forever and you can just keep making up lyrics, like "...and if that candle won't get lit, daddy's gonna buy you a science kit, and if that science kit doesn't work, daddy's gonna buy you a patreon perk."

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

I love this analogy - apart from the use of the word stupid as I dont think that's correct

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Hilarious but painfully true!

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

#DontBeThatGuy 👏

[Don't be That Guy @ThatGuyScotland]

Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@SarahMillican75 We almost left the house once to go Jimmy Carr, coats and scarves on. Then I looked at the ticket and realised it was the night before 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

Made this for dinner tonight and turns out some were filled with (what I think was) ham. Just a heads up for obvious reasons. Bought from @LidlGB

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@BritishRedCross My daughter is loving it ❤

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@PackedLunchC4 @TheAntonDuBeke Was in work and the Lexmark printer was playing up so I patted it saying cmon Lexie - and thats how this one got named 🙈❤

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

First Minister Scottish Parliament : We the people of Scotland urge our First Minister Nicola Sturgeon NOT to resign. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/z1tegSUlLb via @UKChange

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@hammylaura Yesss 🙌 I gmforgot u worked there!!! X

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

Imagine,right now-this very minute - your in Plush,its a Thursday/Sunday night.The music is loud,
ur mates are all with you... but u need a drink.U gotta go to the bar.People.People everywhere!
The madness 😷 #GeezANightOut #ButDontComeNearMe

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@kmkerr76_kerr @eltonofficial Nearly 4 yrs ago 😱

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

I still ❤ this video "To a 3 year old, the world is a stage" @eltonofficial 😍🎤🎹 #ImStillStanding #eltonjohn #kidssinging #singing #sing #glasgow #scotland #kidsofinstagram #insta #video #instavideo
https://t.co/78iWyLHXBd

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@MaxwelltonPS Well done 👏

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@MaxwelltonPS @EducationSLC @NicolaSturgeon Well done Sophie 👏👏👏

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@StuartyBoys

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@JenAdamson12 @backstreetboys @Yahtzee27 @Mellyssa_1982 @qfroxirox @Penfold25 I dont know that I've kept mine

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@MaxwelltonPS Mila's flip flop challenge - she wanted to decorate them but ran out of time!

[Fiona-MacKenzie Kerr @fi_mackenzie7]

@MaxwelltonPS Everyone with long names will be super annoyed at their parents now 😂