Fi Ratcliffe

when life gives you lemons, make a gin and tonic

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@cardfactoryplc bought this at 5.10pm and by 5.30pm it looked like this. Looks like I'll need a new balloon in the morning 😫

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@ASOS_news it's all well & good having 20% days etc but not a single thing is ever in stock! Your Premier subscription is a waste when I can't shop 😤

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@marksandspencer shame my mother's day flowers I received haven't lasted at all. In comparison, some I bought in lidl are still going really strong!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@ChefTomKerridge on @SundayBrunchC4 this morning - commentating on #WrexhamAFC this afternoon!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

It's like the worst alternative version of Craig David's 7 Days 🙄

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

Here’s a rundown of everything I’ve been working on this week 🧵

➡️ I kicked off with a call to G7 leaders.

These meetings are vital in tackling global issues and this week I called on leaders to combine efforts in 2023 to strengthen our support for the people of Ukraine.

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@TVNaga01 Where's your jumper dress from this morning?? Love it!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Can they increase SMP in line with inflation too? Asking for a friend... #AutumnStatement #CostOfLivingCrisis @PregnantScrewed

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Time to emigrate 🤣could be only way I get @david160flowers to put a 💍on my finger at the very least!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Absolutely heartbreaking 💔

[Krissi Murison @km_km_km_]

The saddest, most beautiful piece I think we’ve ever published. @robdelaney⁩ on losing his son, Henry
https://t.co/ugoNKdUaY4

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@BootsUK has to be one of the worst websites to shop on. Items in basket it claims....basket empty. Local store has zero stock of anything!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@bluelightcard how long does it usually take to validate a card renewal?

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@BandQ your @Valspar simplicity range is shocking. "Wipeable" which has resulted in streaks and looks horrific after 1 day!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@johnedance @BorisJohnson

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Someone is going to gey punched in this game! #KyrgiosVsTsitsipas #Wimbledon2022 #Wimbledon

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Why the hell is @SadiqKhan at the @ChampionsLeague l final?! His face just appears everywhere you don't want to see it... and want to punch🖕

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Maybe Sue Gray is wfh & therefore spending her time eating cheese and making slow cups of coffee, then forgetting what she was meant to be doing? What was her deadline?!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

why did it look like Dr Dre had just learnt to play Chopsticks on the piano 🤣 #HalfTimeShow

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@ScottishPower @SP_EnergyPeople what's best way to speak to you about a topic that isn't listed on your online chat function?

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

Email from @ScottishPower w/ new deal. Curiosity makes me look... "unable to show deals". You emailed me?!

[Fi Ratcliffe @fi_ratcliffe]

@johnedance Don't think ever seen Lewis look so wrecked!