Fi Bi Wolf

Writer: seeks meaning of life and possibly cheese. Will settle for babybell, chedder and moments of minor epiphany. Author of Burning Embers.

[Lewis Harrison-Barker @lewhbarker]

Hey, @McDonaldsUK! Your nutrition calculators are different on desktop/mobile for the same meal

Mobile = 102g carb
Desktop = 73g carb

Which is it? Makes a huge different for calculating insulin for diabetic child!!!!

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

Hang out with my kid all morning and then I’m just expected to not act like a dinosaur in functional society

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@LeanneDKenyon They’re everywhere!!

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

I would never question someone’s use of a disabled bay. Disability can absolutely be invisible and it’s easy to forget those blue cards! What I can’t forgive is those people with invisible children! I’m sorry, did you leave little Timmy in the shop?? Are you forgetting something?

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@lewhbarker Congratulations you two!

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@aliciajthomps0n It was fine.

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@Trindles_ @chickenhsebooks Yay! Entered and retweeted this! Just bought the first for my nephews birthday present! Would love to dedicate it to his school!

[🍂📚 Laura Trinder 📚🍂 @Trindles_]

✨📚TRILOGY GIVEAWAY!📚✨
You survived the first week of school! Hooray!! You deserve a present 🎁
I'm giving away the complete Midnight Hour trilogy, signed & dedicated to a UK school of your choice! Just like & RT to enter. Deets below ⬇️
@chickenhsebooks #Giveaway

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@gulliversfun is there anyone working in your customer service department? I’ve spent three days getting through to a voicemail inbox that is too full to receive messages. Not a great experience so far.

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

There is someone out in the uk called Lisa, works as a professional in healthcare and is desperately trying to find a new job. Lisa, you’ve put the wrong number on your CV. 5 months and hundreds of calls from people trying to hire you and I’m getting more than a bit #peeved

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@EsmeWeatherwax8 It’s Binky! My black and white fluffy cat monster

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@bosslevel film was excellent - until the last three seconds. I feel cheated of an ending. #abrupt

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@caithuls Roy Kent is my fave!

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

No one:
Toddler: Catch that croissant!! #jamdisaster #toddler #iexplicitlytoldyounottothrowthecroissant

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

Having one of those ‘I’m so tired I tried to make tea out of cornflakes’ kind of mornings #sendcoffee #toddler #EarlyRisersClub

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@LeanneDKenyon I feel seen

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@LeanneDKenyon @middleagedwitch @daisy2205 She does to me all the time

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@LeanneDKenyon How did you get this gif of me dancing?

[Fi Bi Wolf @fibiwolf]

@LeanneDKenyon It was a lot of fun! To be continued super soon as well!