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Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. May your heart not be broken.. I'm jest Jacqüeline Rõdrigwęst

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

I kinda love that my Amazon recommendations range from the spiritual poems of rumi to meow mix and bird houses in-between.

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@itsme_urstruly

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@WallStreetApes @BarryOue21536 Don't beached bring tourism? Seems like a financial pitfall to just be stumping your ability to attract tourism with your trash.

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

If the biological signature of an engineered tick from an experiment that was released into the environment matches the biological signature with the one that bites you and makes you sick, you should sue the fučking pants off the asshole that released it. Paper trail

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

Why isn't there a laser machine that does automatic tattoos ?

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

Why is everything so heavy

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@selfhealingpage Amen

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@AA_Gabriel1111 Or trees in the wrong place at the park.

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@Real___iTamara I bet it's some touch screen nonsense. Like it reads your wavelengths while you are holding the phone and use of predictive analytics one your searches and texts creates a whole profile on things you might like

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

If water fasting resets your body's system then coma patients should be getting better right?

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@MmisterNobody Business tax write off because production is a business expense

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

"Click this link to stay informed. Messages and data rates apply"

Really means

"We are going to text emotionally triggering statements to your phone and ask for money repeatedly"

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@elonmusk Racism against white people is still racism and people need to realize that

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@Pokemonshell Takes one to know one. ☝️

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

As a jumper you can visit other timelines. Your brain makes up the details and it often looks the same or similar to where you have been because your brain is applying the new logic to the system you already understand. They may look like your family members but they are guides

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@ThatEricAlper Fake my death so my weird family doesn't try to get into contact

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

Make magic ✨

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

@JohnCena This isn't about a boat is it?

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

American culture is waiting hours in pain for the walk in clinic to open so you don't have to pay emergency room prices.

[Cheif Fløral Officer @fick_Du]

What are the statistics of people in America who need to have their gallbladder removed?
Is there a group cause to this?
My dad, my sister, my ex boyfriend, a kid I went to highschool with.. seems oddly frequent.