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[fickle @fickle_cp]

The PM recently advised embracing WFH to cut emissions. But how much fuel & money could we actually save? 🌱🚗

I built FuelWatch to find out! It crowdsources commute data to show the true potential of remote work.

Calculate yours here: https://t.co/UgH6ok8Fwc

#WFH

[fickle @fickle_cp]

The Reality:

The code is Under-Engineered (barely works), but the docs are Over-Engineered (digital forest of useless words).

When it collapses, they’ll blame you for not reading the AI-generated sub-bullets in the Appendix of a doc nobody wrote. 🚩

[fickle @fickle_cp]

Welcome to the modern software Feature Factory.

It’s a high-speed car chase where the PM is floor-boarding the gas, the Devs are swapping the engine while moving, and HR is throwing confetti in the driver's eyes.

A tragedy in 4 acts. 🧵👇

[fickle @fickle_cp]

The Aftermath: The Post-Mortem

Big Boss: “Why is code quality so low?”
PM: “I provided 15k words PRD!”
DevOps: “The pipeline is state-of-the-art!”
HR: “The culture is vibrant; we played Pictionary!”

Dev: (Staring into the void) “I just wanted to fix the login page.” 💀

[fickle @fickle_cp]

Guys anyone want anything?
I just need to buy for 9999cr more to get 0 cashback
@amazonIN

[fickle @fickle_cp]

Cloudflare going down is gonna cost a lot of cash

*cache
#cloudflare #cloudflareconnect

[fickle @fickle_cp]

@caraksha103 Does he like the work? Does he want to date?
I have personally come across people whod rather spend time in places doing stuff that they like which to others seem like high pressure.
Are we assuming the guy doesnt have life because we can't comprehend his ?

[fickle @fickle_cp]

@DusiSailakshmi Is it flex that Am in the 3 am gang and the 6 am gang

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I’ve been programming for 16 years.

It still annoys me that restarting a service weekly is an industry-wide accepted solution to fixing memory leaks.

[fickle @fickle_cp]

You're in a simulation.

[fickle @fickle_cp]

@wojakcodes Linkedin influencers posting random generic info with 3 unrelated selfies.