Dan The Man

I’m me

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@jamusp Oh that has to get a name:
Thunder Down Under
Spicy Sanchez
Chimney Fire
Mexican Space Shuttle
Coal Furnace
Flaming Ski Jump
Habanero Hotroid
Hiroshima Hot Pocket
Louisiana Lady Lock

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@GrowingUpRetro “Your neighbor is playing music too loud, ma’am?”

“Yes. It’s something about a final countdown and synthesizer music”

“I’m sorry madam that’s out of our jurisdiction; your neighbor is just rocking too damn hard”

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@sakpo00007_ Yeah, yeah, yeah, big worms in the ground. Can you imagine how loud that would be in there?

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@Rowdy_Introvert Dude! Yes! That “hee-he-he-whaaaaa” is infuriating.
Dear, whoever is doing that.
If you would like me to immediately close out of your video, overlay that audio.

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@tymboyszn If it’s “Find” and not “make”, the answer is 9

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@tymboyszn 14691

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#PutThatInYourPipe
The Painfully Persistent Pathetic Prissy Pagan Puke Perpetually Presses Pat’s Peacefully Placid Patience….in his Philiosophegus
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@BDebodine Wtf!? AI is B-A-annas, B-A-N-A-N-A-annas. That looks like a real got-dang photo!

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#PutThatInYourPipe
So are those Feds gathering info at O-Doggs house or the crew that came in before they got there to remove any damning evidence?
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#PutThatInYourPipe
Don’t joke around guys. 100% of the storms in the Gulf of America right now are hurricanes…so.
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@Rowdy_Introvert @glennbeck @JeffyJFR I’m guessing one of their wives came and squished the bee

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#PutThatInYourPipe
In the early 80s we sang America the Beautiful after the pledge
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@KeithMalinak “Ok, you’re an excellent candidate for the Super Strapy Stripy Straps. But just remember, they stop working if you research them online”

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@jamusp Umm, it is

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@KeithMalinak Is that a PSA… or a warning…or is there a Stop Meeting happening in there…or is that a plea to help stop the meeting in progress?

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@Mrgunsngear Slide looks slightly out of battery. Zip tied at a gun show maybe?

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@Slopagandist88 I’m probably the dumb one here but. What’s with this trend of crying or screaming selfie videos. Let’s just say this person is seriously this upset, crying at her table then thinks, “this needs to be recorded”. Folks please know you’re taken less seriously if you’re doing this.

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@BrassKickerLLC It’s a duplex nail. Used for concrete forms. It has two heads so a hammer can strike it, drive it forward into the setting forms breach then, when ready, retract it so that any unnecessary metal tubing can be removed. It is reusable, but keep it clean & lubed. Jesus loves you.

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@jamusp The Keyster
Available in chrome, brushed nickel, vibrating and antique brass.

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#PutThatInYourPipe
Mike: “ I do not like where the country is going, so I’m going to push it there”
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