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Smarter than the average bear. But not by much.

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@Oatmeal

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@TheBloggess @NowhereBookshop Humans. Isn't that a creepy graphic novel, too?🤔😆

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Helloooo, Twitterland! I am--somehow--still alive! How you doin'?

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@amber_benson I'm packing for yet another move, and seeing all your books & movies & autographs & pics with you & me & @spacelamb. Sooo many very fond memories. Just wanted to say, Hey, how you doin'? and I miss your face! (Saw you last at SDCC '11!) Big [virtual] hugs to you! ❤

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@TheBloggess Late to the party. An exceedingly rare photo of my 2 boys peacefully coexisting. Wilson, aka "Little Turd", is on the L; Mister is on the R.
ps: Yes, Mister is named for Harry Dresden's cat. :)
pps: I logged into Twitter for the first time in 3+ years just to send you this!

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@spacelamb @erinscafe Will moving to a bad neighborhood get me off the GOP mailing/messaging list? Would seriously consider the option.

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@TheBloggess

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@spacelamb @JillBaguchinsky @davidiserson I was on the fence about seeing this movie. Now I have to. Kate McKinnon in suspenders? SUPER BONUS.

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@spacelamb Hmmm. May be able to extend the internet service from down the hill.

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@spacelamb Come to think of it, my brother and I inherited a piece of land in Cumberland Nat'l Forest in VA...

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@spacelamb Let's do it! Somewhere not in Texas.

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@spacelamb Too true. OTOH, I'd be a pest, too, if I had to wear that ruffle. X-D

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@TheBloggess Sloth 'Thief' Commits Slowest Burglary Ever https://t.co/peNueUItNq via @NatGeo

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@spacelamb I like it!

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@spacelamb Yes, please! In extra large.

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It would be nice to have a job that actually has work for me.

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Yes, please do smoke right over that open bottle of paint thinner.

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I need a career counselor.

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*looks longingly at the bottle of Bailey's as she pours regular creamer into her coffee*

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In the tool section at Lowe's with the boss's credit card. MWAHAHAHAHA!