Fictional Social Life

book, denim and toque connoisseur

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Book Reviews 🧵👇

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Acropolis after dark

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I’m in London on my first stop on my first trip to Europe, and I was wandering around and I stumbled upon a neat building I didn’t recognize.

So, I looked it up……. It was Buckingham palace.

Blaming it on time change and flying red eye.

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St Paul’s Cathedral

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Are Air Force 1s cool now like Chuck Taylor’s were cool when I was growing up?

Just trying to figure out how old I am.

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At the risk of coming off like the grinch, we need to abolish Xmas gift exchanges at work.

It’s a waste of time and money.

What can you get someone for $25?

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This my childhood right here.

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Jackie Chan confirms ‘Rush Hour 4’ is in the works 👀🔥

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Reading a book before you gift it is

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I was today years old when I found out Shania did a husband swap after her ex husband had an affair with her best friend.

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If your friend doesn’t post their Spotify wrapped it’s because Kanye’s on it.

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I dunno who Starbucks is making money off of with their rewards program but it ain’t me.

I’m milking the shit out of their system.

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The people at my office are incredible silent church players.

Truly inspirational in how disciplined they are in not speaking to one another.

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If you schedule a work lunch on Canadas first World Cup game since 1986, and there isn’t a TV with the game on at that restaurant, you should go to jail.

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Put this tweet in the louvre

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Spread some positivity online today.

This coming from someone who made stupid ignorant mistakes online this week and had over a thousand people come to the comments to shit on him.

It’s easy to dunk and troll.

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Who knew that 21 Savage thought Children’s lit was lit 🔥

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21 Savage's favorite book is Charlotte's Web

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If I could wipe anyone from the internet right now it’d be Elon Musk. I’m so tired of seeing him everywhere.

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The year is 2080, I’m sitting alone in a McDonald’s, eating an egg McMuffin and ranting about inflation.

The McDonald’s clears out because no one can take my babbling.